All of us want to be happy, right?
There’s no doubt about that, my friends!
And we’re not trying to toot our own horn here but we think we’ve come up with a pretty darn impressive collection of tweets that are going to make you H-A-P-P-Y.
So let’s get on with the happiness, okay?
Get started now, amigos!
1. I didn’t mean to say that.
So don’t take it the wrong way, okay?
I hate when the iPhone correct “Omw” to “On my way!” Mf I am not that excited .
— Bri𝙰n🍇 (@brian2grimey) October 31, 2021
2. You’re telling me!
The list is getting smaller and smaller by the day.
I am running out of people I like.
— ♡ (@iovinxjenni) November 1, 2021
3. Let’s all just be quiet for a whole month, okay?
This sounds like paradise to me.
No Noise November. everyone shut up
— T (@fuckingtyrell) November 1, 2021
4. You better believe it!
I don’t understand people who don’t let their animals on the couch with them. Who are you supposed to snuggle with?
them: u let ur dog on the furniture??? 😮
my dog: pic.twitter.com/fbkSVYTtP9
— ᶠᵉᵉˡˢ🥀 (@onlyfeelx) November 1, 2021
5. I was thinking the same thing.
Anyone care to chime in on this?
this says a lot about the pokémon fan base pic.twitter.com/lhOtn8CKIR
— ▴ wes! 🪐 DREAD GOTY!! (@maliceguardian) October 31, 2021
6. This is a pretty good costume.
Too bad you had to be upside down all night.
Fergie doing flips on the Today Show pic.twitter.com/dvBm4HfbFi
— Greg Brown (@Whalewatchmeplz) October 31, 2021
7. I like this kid’s style!
Keep an eye on this one.
I just want everyone to know that my two-year old insisted on being “pants” for Halloween… pic.twitter.com/ONR7K4AxnY
— Jeffrey Bien (@jungleland) October 31, 2019
8. From horror show to twinkling lights.
Then what happens after December 25?
Oct 31st Nov 1st pic.twitter.com/dXyEiVYrtK
— Matt Danner (@MattyDanner) October 31, 2021
9. Does this sound like something you do?
It sure does for me!
If we got plans and you don't mention nothing that day … our plans are canceled 😂🤷♀️
— A ✨ (@glo_bamba) November 1, 2021
10. Sounds like you need to talk to someone.
Or you at least need a huge hug.
I be saying “it is what it is” then be crying and throwing up for a whole week
— 🦈 (@xxcatishxx) November 1, 2021
11. Who’s ready to move into our new, beautiful house?!?!
This is not going to end well…but you already know that.
"23 people have died in this house"
Families in horror movies: pic.twitter.com/rNLkbKdtSU
— CocoBaby🌹🌼 (@steph_augustina) November 1, 2021
12. Excuse me, do I know you?
This is pretty epic.
highlight of Halloween had to be this lad in the club trying to get past the guy in the mirror and having an absolute laugh with himself pic.twitter.com/DLndwisboe
— Jordan Harle (@shutup_dickhead) November 1, 2021
Were those tweets great, or what?
And now it’s your turn!
Share some more funny tweets with us in the comments. Thanks!