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As you know, tweets are a dime a dozen.

People get on Twitter to complain, post selfies, and generally annoy everyone on Earth.

And that’s why you have to rely on US to give YOU the funny tweets so you don’t waste all kinds of time sorting through the hot garbage.

Hey, it’s a hard job, but someone’s got to do it.

Ready for some funny tweets that definitely ARE NOT hot garbage?

Let’s take a look!

1. I think that was enough socializing.

Let’s do it again sometime next year, okay?

2. You really overdid it that time.

Who was babysitting who here?

https://twitter.com/RachelWenitsky/status/1213443343994277888?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1213443343994277888%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fpizzabottle.com%2F103889-just-25-of-the-funniest-tweets-by-women-this-week-1-5-20%2F

3. And you’ll be mowing your lawn three times a week.

You’re one of them now…

4. That’s a good point.

I relate to that, too!

5. Do they see me yet?

You might need to poke your head out a little bit more than that.

6. This is so accurate.

I actually went to one in Atlanta!

7. Yeah, that can be counterproductive.

And a little bit distracting…

8. This is the peak of human civilization.

It’ll be all downhill from here.

https://twitter.com/skywaIkersoIos/status/1212869202211745794?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1212869202211745794%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fpizzabottle.com%2F103889-just-25-of-the-funniest-tweets-by-women-this-week-1-5-20%2F2%2F

9. You like order, do you?

Well, everyone has their own thing?

10. I think you’re on to something here…

Let’s see if it catches on.

https://twitter.com/bimadew/status/1212552349375483904?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1212552349375483904%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fpizzabottle.com%2F103889-just-25-of-the-funniest-tweets-by-women-this-week-1-5-20%2F2%2F

11. I never noticed that before.

But you’re right, this does need to be discussed more.

12. Don’t do it!

Everything was going so well…

That’s the good stuff!

And now it’s your turn to entertain us.

In the comments, please share some funny memes that you’ve enjoyed lately.

We can’t wait to see what you come up with!