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We all love our pets and are willing to pamper them way more than they probably need. And companies know it.

Last month Anheuser-Busch announced a new product, Dog Brew, and they’re looking for a dog to be the “Chief Tasting Officer” for the new canine beverage.

What exactly is Dog Brew, you ask? According to the company’s website:

Busch Dog Brew is an all-natural product and contains only fresh ingredients. Made with vegetables, herbs, spices, water, and pork broth to provide your best buddy with a nutritious and tasty snack that helps to promote a healthy digestive system. Bone broth is also a great way for dogs who struggle to eat solid food to get all of their extra nutrients. Your best friend is going to love it. We’re pawsitive.

Ingredients: Bone-in pork butt, Whole corn, Celery, Basil, Mint, Turmeric, Ginger, Water

As someone who used to make pork bone broth from scratch to help my elderly dog digest her kibble, let me be the first to tell you, you don’t need a taster-in-chief. Dogs everywhere will lap that right up.

But since Busch didn’t ask me, they tweeted about their search for the perfect spokes-dog:

And stage-mom pet parents everywhere came out in force with their best friends’ resumes.

1. Brew the Lab/German Shorthaired Pointer

With a name like that, how can you say no?

2. Dave the Corigi

He just can’t get enough.

3. Brutus the Saint Bernard

Just look at those eyes. He’s ready for his closeup.

4. Walker the Mini Australian Shepherd

Just look at that sweet boy’s sniffer.

5. Baylee the Chocolate Lab

A more noble-looking creature you will not find.

6. S’mores the dog

What better snack pairs with a brew, honestly?

7. Woodstock the Min Pin

He’s got the energy and he’s ready to party.

8. Luna the Miniature Dachshund

Don’t worry about her age. You can teach a baby puppy new tricks.

9. Layla & Wyatt

They’ve got experience, and they’re bringing the receipts.

10. Shelby the Border Collie/Cocker Spaniel Mix

Look at that profile. Have you ever seen a more qualified candidate?

11. Blaze the Bull Mastiff/Gator Pit/Colby Pit Mix

We used to call them mutts, but who better to promote a good boy drink?

How many CTOs does Busch need? Because I wouldn’t want to be the one who has to choose between these good boys.

Which one is your favorite? Tell us in the comments.