We all love our pets and are willing to pamper them way more than they probably need. And companies know it.
Last month Anheuser-Busch announced a new product, Dog Brew, and they’re looking for a dog to be the “Chief Tasting Officer” for the new canine beverage.
What exactly is Dog Brew, you ask? According to the company’s website:
Busch Dog Brew is an all-natural product and contains only fresh ingredients. Made with vegetables, herbs, spices, water, and pork broth to provide your best buddy with a nutritious and tasty snack that helps to promote a healthy digestive system. Bone broth is also a great way for dogs who struggle to eat solid food to get all of their extra nutrients. Your best friend is going to love it. We’re pawsitive.
Ingredients: Bone-in pork butt, Whole corn, Celery, Basil, Mint, Turmeric, Ginger, Water
As someone who used to make pork bone broth from scratch to help my elderly dog digest her kibble, let me be the first to tell you, you don’t need a taster-in-chief. Dogs everywhere will lap that right up.
But since Busch didn’t ask me, they tweeted about their search for the perfect spokes-dog:
Benefits include: Healthcare (pet insurance) and Company Stock (free Dog Brew)
— Busch Beer (@BuschBeer) April 13, 2021
And stage-mom pet parents everywhere came out in force with their best friends’ resumes.
1. Brew the Lab/German Shorthaired Pointer
With a name like that, how can you say no?
I’m Brew, a 3 year old Lab/German Shorthaired Pointer. My mom says I have the perfect name to be the CTO for Busch Dog Brew. I have a huge personality and I’d be the best pup for the job! pic.twitter.com/BqoN31193i
— Cheyanne Rae (@chey_herzog) April 29, 2021
2. Dave the Corigi
He just can’t get enough.
Hi, I'm Dave the Corgi. As a ten month old puppy I've got lots of energy and a health appetite. I just tried Dog Brew and love it. I even made a video I love it so much. #BuschCTOcontest pic.twitter.com/ULAd77ATir
— Eric Rauscher (@beajhawk) April 25, 2021
3. Brutus the Saint Bernard
Just look at those eyes. He’s ready for his closeup.
Brutus is my 6 month old Saint Bernard Puppy! He will move mountains “and owner” to obtain any piece of food possible! Who better to present to the public Busch Dog Brew than big, bad Brutus! He’ll down that broth faster than anyone can shotgun a Busch’s Beer! #BuschCTOcontest pic.twitter.com/mvLZgafr65
— soph ? (@Sophoodanttt) April 21, 2021
4. Walker the Mini Australian Shepherd
Just look at that sweet boy’s sniffer.
Meet Walker! He is a 3 year old Minature Australian Shepherd. The day we got him we discovered he is deaf! But that doesn't keep him from using his other senses! Look at his sniffer going, even in his sleep! He must have been dreaming about this opportunity! #BuschCTOcontest pic.twitter.com/4ovVWItSoT
— Mrs. Evans ??♀️ (@laceyhill97) April 19, 2021
5. Baylee the Chocolate Lab
A more noble-looking creature you will not find.
Baylee is a 90lb full blooded chocolate lab! She absolutely LOVES to swim and play fetch! She loves all treats and will always be on her best behavior when treats are around!! Who could be anymore perfect than this beautiful big girl?!! #BuschCTOcontest pic.twitter.com/TInpGITdHV
— Baylee (@Bayleechoclab) April 28, 2021
6. S’mores the dog
What better snack pairs with a brew, honestly?
Her qualifications are being a good girl! pic.twitter.com/o5D2BYrRRJ
— Gian Piero (@GPbaak) May 4, 2021
7. Woodstock the Min Pin
He’s got the energy and he’s ready to party.
Hi folks!! I'm the fabulous WOODSTOCK!! I'm a Min Pin, ten years old going on two! Always ready for fun and I jump for joy to express my happiness. Attached are some pictures my human mom took. Thank you for considering me. All the best, Woody pic.twitter.com/DJvpPcxrfi
— Paula Slade (@PaulaSlade) April 14, 2021
8. Luna the Miniature Dachshund
Don’t worry about her age. You can teach a baby puppy new tricks.
This is my playful loving Luna. She’s a young (be 8mo on 5/4) miniature dachshund. She’s a very smart and clever little girl. Because she’s young she can be trained and taught to do new things. Unlike older dogs that are set in there ways. It only took about…. pic.twitter.com/eF7HoqAod3
— Jacquie McLean (@JacquieMcLean10) April 19, 2021
9. Layla & Wyatt
They’ve got experience, and they’re bringing the receipts.
Layla & Wyatt | Qualifications – they clean up all of my spilt beer and carry empty cans to the recycle bin. Also have deposable dew claws capable of cracking open a cold one #buschCTOcontest pic.twitter.com/EFnMThGxLz
— Hillary MacSwain (@HillaryMacSwain) April 15, 2021
10. Shelby the Border Collie/Cocker Spaniel Mix
Look at that profile. Have you ever seen a more qualified candidate?
Meet Shelby (named after Carol Shelby)
She's a border collie/cocker spaniel mix
1. she's listens very well
2. She loves pictures
3.she loves the outdoors
4. She loves beer
5. She will steal your bush lattes if left unattended, and drinks them out of the can pic.twitter.com/wVVwtZIyXg
— Decentralized Revolution (@ECAMURDOCK) April 19, 2021
11. Blaze the Bull Mastiff/Gator Pit/Colby Pit Mix
We used to call them mutts, but who better to promote a good boy drink?
This is Blaze.
Turns 3 on mother's day. Loves to play with balls. Loves to track. Only drinks Busch. He is a bull mastiff, Gator pit, Colby pit mix. He would love to win this. #BuschCTOcontest pic.twitter.com/leQ4X3roPY
— Mya Phillips (@MyaPhil40079742) April 21, 2021
How many CTOs does Busch need? Because I wouldn’t want to be the one who has to choose between these good boys.
Which one is your favorite? Tell us in the comments.