I never really thought of myself as having a weird sense of humor.
Although sometimes, I’m told in a very David-from-Schitt’s Creek kind of way, “that got very dark.”
But Pleated Jeans recently did a roundup of tweets that reflected a weird sense of humor, and personally, I didn’t see what was so weird about them!
I thought just about every single one was pretty amusing, and apparently so did a lot of other Twitter users.
So, without further ado, here are the 12 funniest (even if in a weird way) tweets around:
1. The Cicada Sk8r
It makes me laugh every. Single. Time.
he’s a cic8a boi pic.twitter.com/fK9fxXniYM
— abby boop (@abbyy_giirl) June 12, 2021
2. Poor lil’ buddy
The pupper and the man.
One of us just spent $600 to find out the other one has gas. pic.twitter.com/UTZVCbvMfK
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) June 12, 2021
3. Got the morbs? Don’t be poked up!
Put some cake in your sauce box and you’ll be a right gigglemug!
Sorely missed Victorian slang:
8. Gigglemug (always smiling)
7. Bitch the pot (pour the tea)
6. Got the morbs (temporary sadness)
5. Tight as a boiled owl (drunk)
4. Poked up (embarrassed)
3. Sauce-box (the mouth)
2. Cupid’s kettle drums (breasts)
1. Not up to dick (unwell)
— Adam Sharp (@AdamCSharp) June 25, 2019
4. Every. Time.
I love those little trash bandits so much.
Every raccoon is either planning a heist or in the middle of a heist. pic.twitter.com/g858cdKKGm
— Thinkwert (@Thinkwert) March 12, 2021
5. Giraffes. Nature’s “Oopsie Daisy!”
She’s not wrong. A narwhal seems more unlikely than a unicorn.
how are unicorns fake but giraffes are real like what’s more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard-moose-camel with a 40 foot neck
— Kyle Brownlee (@_kylebrownlee) July 14, 2018
6. She’s not wrong either
Picasso did not age well pic.twitter.com/oQvO24Pc9K
— my uncle’s meme stash (@myunclesmemes) April 27, 2020
7. I mean… how was she supposed to know?
Also, that seems like a valid symptom…
the last time i went to urgent care i checked off “excessive crying” on the symptom list and the nurse got really confused and told me that was meant for babies
— rachel (@bugposting) September 18, 2019
8. This is maybe the realest thing I’ve ever read
I’ve never felt more seen.
It's hilarious and awesome that we invented telephones, used them for a hundred years, and then collectively decided they were awkward and stressful and we just wanted to send very fast letters instead.
— Dave Vescio (@DaveVescio) July 23, 2020
9. Too right we do!
We got your back, bro.
millenials b like: terrible service. 5 stars and 20% tip so this idiot can pay their bills
— leah? (@leafyIeah) October 31, 2019
This is why I don’t have children.
Brilliant little fiends.
I collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my room.
Last night those little ***holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night.
I’m impressed with their ingenuity and team effort.
They’re all grounded.
— The OG Devil's Agvocate ?? (aka Michelle) (@MGigger) March 13, 2018
11. Legit facts
Sasquatch has an affinity for folks like Cleetus.
Every Sasquatch “documentary” is like “Cleetus had been up for 3 days drinking paint thinner, but he knows what he saw.”
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) May 6, 2021
12. It’s the response that really makes you giggle
I love it when the right account responds.
Im doing my best 🙁
— Blue Bin (@BlueBin7) May 8, 2021
There you have it. The funniest tweets around.
They’re definitely some of my favorites. Did we leave any good ones out, or is your sense of humor not weird enough? Tell us in the comments!