Instead of focusing on all the bad news about how the world seems to be ending, we prefer the funny stuff that gives all of us a little break from reality.
Because laughing is good for you!
If you don’t believe me, I think the hilarious tweets you’re about to see will change your mind in a hurry. A BIG HURRY.
Are you ready to dive into some funny business from people on Twitter?
Let’s get going! Time’s a-wasting!
1. Sounds a lot better that way.
The other way…not so much.
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.
— mustard clown (@markydoodoo) February 12, 2017
2. You need to know the terminology.
Venti! Always say Venti!
[INT. STARBUCKS – DAY]
Me: Theres a large rat in the bathroom
Barista: ?
Me: A large rat
Barista: ?
Me: THERES A VENTI RAT IN THE BATHROOM— แงแแญแค (@hurlarious) September 7, 2015
3. That works every time.
Your dad’s domain. No doubt about it.
doc: "your dad's been in a coma for 9 days, we're running out of ideas"
me: "let me try" [goes to adjust thermostat]
dad: [opens one eye]— k e i t h ๐ค๐ฅ (@KeetPotato) July 13, 2015
4. This is a great visual.
But I’m still waiting for it to happen IRL…
people are looking at the conveyor belt waiting for their luggage to come out. suddenly i emerge, sitting on a picnic blanket eating dinner
— herbie (@obviouslyherbie) November 24, 2016
5. A lot of harsh truths in this meeting.
Let it all out.
Dads Anonymous
DAD: go on, it's safe here
ME: sometimes I don't cut the grass in a pattern
*one dad vomits, another stops grilling entirely*— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) August 21, 2016
6. Me, too!
You know, just in case.
I periodically look up from my desk with a little smile in case someone is filming sitcom credits
— ๐ฌ Sarah Joy Shockey ๐ (@sarahjoyshockey) October 2, 2015
7. Where have you been?
And who have you been with?
https://twitter.com/IHaveAMeme/status/407714683370881024
8. Time to blend the night away.
Everything must go!
I spent $200 on a blender so everything getting blent idgaf.
— laura winshigh (@baabaing) September 7, 2016
9. I think about this all the time.
Those moments need to be private.
Is it too much to ask to just stand on a mountain, holding my sword aloft as lightning strikes it without some asshole painting me?
— vladchoc (@vladchoc) March 3, 2015
10. That one really hurt.
Now I feel like a total IDIOT!
[After losing a rap battle]
"How did he get a hold of my credit score?"— Tommytoughstuff (@Tommytoughstuff) July 7, 2015
11. I can see how this would be annoying.
What are today’s specials?
hm can't decide what i want to order. what do you recommend on the menu? what are the chef's specials? what did the car in front of me get
— tara shoe (@tarashoe) August 7, 2014
12. That’s a huge letdown.
Always remember to say “unquote.”
https://twitter.com/abbycohenwl/status/580099011283038208
13. This is a wonderful tweet.
How it’s done, people.
Just told a guy talking on his phone in the library to shut the fuck up, and everyone applauded me, so I told them to shut the fuck up too.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) October 17, 2011
I told you those musings would be hilarious!
And, as usual, I came through with flying colors. Again.
Just trust me from now on, okay?
Now we want to hear from you.
In the comments, please share something funny that caught your attention recently: a tweet, a meme, a joke, etc.
Thanks!
