Listen, you have two choices…
You can either start your day off the right way, or you can choose to wallow in your misery…
Go ahead and think about it, I’ll wait…
Okay, I’m glad you made the right choice to kick things off the right way!
Check out these funny tweets and have a great day, okay?
You deserve it!
1. I don’t think you’re alone on this one…
Hey, the heart wants what the heart wants…
and if my only “career goal” is to simply eat a brie grilled cheese with fig jam and sit with my friends in a meadow and read poetry? what then?
— the moon’s wife (@bookishseawitch) November 16, 2022
2. I think you might actually get away with it!
This is pretty genius, just admit it…
Me getting caught trying to sneak two parakeets out of petco pic.twitter.com/wKsnzDjuAB
— End of Celvangelineon (@pisseymiyake) November 19, 2022
3. No time for you right now!
We’ll circle back tomorrow and see how I feel.
Imagine getting off a 10hr shift & going home to kids…. I'd walk right past them 😭😭
— KAIMORALLE CONSULTS LIMITED (@KaiMoralleCoffe) November 16, 2022
4. I’ll respond when I respond…
And it won’t happen a second sooner!
“But you’re on Twitter “….I don’t care if I was on the news. I’ll reply when I reply.
— Nicole 🇳🇬🇸🇱 (@Nicoleally_) November 20, 2022
5. Have you been using this emoji?
If not, you’re really missing out!
🫡 emoji of the year i think. genuinely don’t remember how i used to communicate before it
— 🎐 (@cix_eria) November 19, 2022
6. Kids, let me share a history lesson with you.
It all started…
telling my kids this was occupy wall street pic.twitter.com/ftwSrMUiVD
— happy little gremlin (@goodboygremlin) November 18, 2022
7. We have a new icon on our hands!
He looks pretty happy with his newfound fame.
This is Riley. He fell asleep on some chalk and woke up an LGBTQ+ icon. Not washing it off all month. 14/10 pic.twitter.com/smHhRVPDxY
— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) June 6, 2022
8. Put another full day in, didn’t you?
Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do.
Me getting ready to go to sleep after napping all day pic.twitter.com/4YgIeJTi9i
— Invis🧜♀️ (@invis4yo) December 11, 2022
9. You look like a very proud aunt!
This kid is really going places!
when my nephew says the bad word i taught him: pic.twitter.com/zDjGwrKlrh
— Mona (@RealMona_) December 10, 2022
10. Doesn’t that count for something?
I sure think that it should…
"are u okay?" absolutely not but I'm funny
— IG: closedapp (@ih8rts) December 10, 2022
11. It’s enough to make a person cringe.
Just stop it! You’re embarrassing yourself!
https://twitter.com/badbbyaera/status/1601626200988078080?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1601626200988078080%7Ctwgr%5Ece5d163ef9b909b370d6e7fa038afcd4eaf1bf39%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fryanschocket2%2Ffunny-tweets-of-the-weekend
12. You’re now officially an adult.
It’s all downhill from here…
Adulting is asking for bills to be paid as a Christmas gift 😭
— Jameca T. 💞 (@Jameca2011) December 10, 2022
13. How did this happen?
It’s not fair!
Been single all year and still went through relationship problems wtf
— toxic king (@777jorgeivan) December 9, 2022
Now we want to hear from you!
Share some funny tweets, memes, and photos with us in the comments.
Let’s see if you can make us laugh!
