Hi there, friends!

It’s time for another installment of “Funny and Accurate Tweets About Married Life”.

You know it. You love it. You’re here for it.

And we love that you love it so much! That’s a lot of love, by the way…

And that’s what we’re gathered here to do today. Laugh AND love! Do you think you’re in the mood for that?

Anyway, enjoy these funny tweets about being married, and let us know if you think these observations are accurate. You may proceed!

1. Isn’t this great?

It’s everything you dreamed it would be…


2. You gotta do what you gotta do.

We salute you, sir!

3. This is gonna get ugly.

Good luck out there…

4. Not the greatest answer in the world.

And no more dancing!

5. You got that right.

This is a universal thing.

6. Can I go in there? Or not yet?

Maybe you should wait a while…

7. This is hilarious.

And totally accurate!

8. Hello! I’m over here.

I think you really just hurt his feelings.

9. What did you do now?

Oh no, not again!

10. You did this!

Just nod and agree…nod and agree…


11. Pretend if you have to.

Trust us on this one.

12. A happy accident.

Well, that worked out!

13. He better stop that soon if he knows what’s good for him…

Or else…

Alright, friends, now we want to hear from you out there.

Is your partner driving you insane lately, or are you holding it together?

Talk to us in the comments and spill your guts!