I’ve been watching you and I have something in store for you that I think you’re really going to like…
Just hear me out, okay?
What would you think about…SOME HYSTERICAL TWEETS!
Did I just see you smile? Yes! I knew you’d be on board with this incredible idea that I cooked up! You’re welcome, by the way…
Okay, let’s knock off the chit chat and get busy with some laughter. Start now!
1. Things went downhill pretty quickly.
This is a weekly ritual for many people.
Me going into last week: ✨I am EXCITED about having a clean slate, a NEW year & ONLY positive vibes!!! ✨
Me going into this week: i hope the civil war starts after my meeting on Tuesday not before
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) January 11, 2021
2. That’s the only reason I can possibly think of…
I mean, she must’ve missed that message, right?
fellas, she probably just didn’t respond because she’s banned from every social media platform
— dan the rock yang (@realDANYANG) January 10, 2021
3. Over and out.
Who’s in it for the long haul out there?
dudes be like "i can handle you" then fold when you have 1 attitude 😭😭😂
— josiah 👑 3.4% (@Strip4Josiah) January 9, 2021
4. I’m with you!
They’ll still probably zap you with their ray guns.
If I ever meet a alien this is the first thing they’ll see — all creatures deserve love pic.twitter.com/JbDEuyhUTr
— Eric Rahill (@eric_rahill) January 11, 2021
5. What am I looking at here?
I bet that throws a lot of people off.
YALL I THOUGHT A COP WAS GONNA PULL MY ASS OVER TODAY AND LOOK WHAT IT ACTUALLY WAS LMFAOOO: pic.twitter.com/fuggGuZl34
— totally not k^mchi m^mi (@KILLKIMCHI) January 8, 2021
6. Here they come again…
This is pretty brilliant, by the way.
My brain every time I get a slight headache pic.twitter.com/CW9unRVH2M
— TheIainDuncanSmiths (@TheIDSmiths) January 9, 2021
7. I’d love to meet her!
She sounds absolutely delightful, doesn’t she?
the bitch u know as sparkle is back pic.twitter.com/6mCsLvHNGJ
— rain thots (@rain_thots) January 9, 2021
8. That laundry is really living its best life.
Good for you!
I want these pronouns pic.twitter.com/29AovkXyIv
— m a x w i t t e r t (@waxmittert) January 10, 2021
9. I think only hipsters are gonna get this reference.
Am I right about that?
For a Milk Hotel to be Neutral, at a time like this, is unconscionable
— David Spector (@spectordeforce) January 10, 2021
10. Thanks to both of them.
What would we do without them?!?!
Apple Watch The Catholic Church
Mf’s telling me when to stand
— Reese(allison) (@reese_shapiro) January 10, 2021
11. Yes, I think they use bobby pins.
That makes sense, right?
How does an IUD stay there? Do they use bobby pins?
— Randall Otis (@RandallOtisTV) June 22, 2020
12. That’s always a big moment.
You did it again!
Never prouder of myself than when I successfully answer my own security questions
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) June 30, 2020
13. I think a lot of people feel this way.
Well, at least you’re honest about it.
no my tattoos do not have any meaning i am simply a child putting permanent stickers all over myself<3 stop asking pls
— valerie (@cartercartilage) June 27, 2020
What’s the absolute funniest tweet that you’ve seen lately that really made you LOL?
Well, don’t hog it!
Share that good stuff with us in the comments. Thanks!