Do you want to have a good and successful marriage? There are more than plenty of books you could read on the subject, but those cost money and have SO many words in them. It’s probably better, as in all things, to just go see what the internet has to say.

Because Twitter has plenty to gab about when it comes to marriage. And if we’re just willing to listen, we might be able to glean some gold.

So here are a few tips for wedded bliss, via Twitter.

12. Find your temperature

It cannot be overstated how much conflict this will avoid.


11. Remember the good times

And the bad ones. And the banal ones. Just remember every single thing.

10. Keep your charm

Even if it has never actually worked a single time in your life.

9. Find a nice division of labor

And make sure you don’t put too much of it on yourself.

8. Listen well

Or just repeat yourself a lot.

7. Communication is key

…is what everybody says, and then they do this crap.

6. Use all the tools at your disposal

Or risk incurring the wrath of not saving that 50 cents on soap.

5. Keep the spark alive

Or write your own fan fiction.

4. Enjoy the little things

So fresh, so smooth.


3. Stay connected

Even if it’s unbearable.

2. Go the extra mile

And then another, and another, and another…

1. Do the towel test

You’ll be glad you did.

Just follow those pieces of advice and your marriage will be the envy of the neighborhood in no time.

What other pieces of relationship advice do you have?

Tell us in the comments.