Oh, parents…you put up with so much from those little devils you’re raising and sometimes you don’t get the respect you deserve.

Well, that’s about to change right this instant. Because we want you to laugh your asses off at some hilarious tweets about the ins and outs of parenting.

Here are 14 good ones for you to enjoy.

1. They will find you!

Just make sure you don’t want to be found.

2. That’s parenting!

And there’s no going back!

3. Not gonna happen.

They can sense it, can’t they?

4. He might be right…

But then again… he might also be a moron.

5. Send help immediately.

Also, send money. That can help too.

6. A momentum killer.

Everybody getting sleepy, eh?

7. The whole time, actually.

We have to keep them around until they’re 18? Oh… some people do it longer? That’s funny.

8. Mixed emotions.

That’s what keeps you going!

9. You’re gonna be stuffed.

Yummmm… mommy is still so hungry!

10. Please stop talking.

And just pay attention to what I’m trying to show you!

11. You’re gonna freeze!

Bet on it!

12. And you get to pay for it!

Yippeeee!

13. Why is that?

Because.

14. Over and over and over again.

And over… and over…

Those are hilarious, if I do say so myself.

Parents! We see you out there! Do you have any funny anecdotes about raising your kids?

Tell us a humorous story or two in the comments!