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I see you there. You look a little down and I think you need to be cheered up a little bit.
Well, guess what? I have just the thing! Funny tweets!
Enjoy these tweets and remember to keep your spirit up, friends!
1. It never ends…
My girl when we are trying to choose what to eat pic.twitter.com/hH9v9noQeP
— Cesar Munoz (@_cmnz) January 15, 2020
2. This is really good.
Me following my boyfriend at the first family party he invites me to while he introduces me to everyone https://t.co/f4wxhYL4q2
— Mariela🌷 (@mariiielanova) January 10, 2020
3. This dog is mesmerized.
This is SENDING me pic.twitter.com/E1k8idTAnB
— Allyiah✨ (@AllyiahsFace) January 16, 2020
4. Let us pray.
4yrold: mommy, let’s pray.
Me:…what’s going on?
4yrold: *deep toddler sigh* I was thinking maybe…*sighs again* maybe we could pray you give me back my tablet.
— Harriet Tubman has left the chat (@Steph_I_Will) January 16, 2020
5. You said that out loud.
I gotta stop forgetting I have a kid
A kid w/ ears
Im on the phone with my homegirl talking wreckless…
I may have said “I just want somebody, anybody to just rub on my booty”
Next thing you know I feel tiny hands on my duvet cover near my booty.
I could die pic.twitter.com/DEVvtOYzjq
— Aminah Imani (@aminahimani) January 17, 2020
6. Run for it!
Bruhhh I almost passed out lmaoooo pic.twitter.com/aYBW5pdpmO
— Domonique Taja (@Dom_ismynamenow) January 17, 2020
7. Oh right…I knew that…
aight imma head out pic.twitter.com/gV3J00jF57
— 𝒔 (@yungsids) January 15, 2020
8. You might need to actually show up.
It's been 6 months since I joined the gym and no progress. I'm going there in person tomorrow to see what's really going on.
— Tony Starch (@_CakeBawse) January 15, 2020
9. Always be supportive.
id gas up my girl for anything .. she be running over curbs and shit & id b like hell yeah babe you a bad bitch dont need no fucking road
— ً (@WrongN1K) January 12, 2020
10. Are you sure?
Boyfriend: what’s wrong?
Girlfriend the rest of the day:
— MajinMeduza (@bigdickvegeta) September 13, 2019
11. We found out that was a lie.
y’all… i just hit a new low. i’m in an Uber hungover as fuck, i tried holding in my puke but i couldn’t, opened the door at a red light and puked, told her “sorry, i’m pregnant and my morning sickness is bad” and she was like “aweeee!!” LMAO IM GOING TO HELL
— shathuh (@shataaah) January 14, 2020
12. Might be time to get your own place.
guys be havin 25 roommates and want u to come over im staying home brockhampton
— funky fresh (@yorubapassing) January 14, 2020
13. Of course he did.
One time I saw Samuel L. Jackson at an airport and he saw me and my cousin hovering around trying to gain the courage to ask him for a photo and then he came over to us and said "Y'all motherfuckers want a photo?"
And it was everything. https://t.co/bipmioXtWp
— tyler (@spacedtyler) January 10, 2020
14. We’re still together.
When I tried to break up with my high school boyfriend the summer before we left for college he just said “no thanks” and I didn’t know how to respond to that so we dated for 3 more months
— cal? (@cal_gif) January 9, 2020
15. Tell me what’s wrong.
waiting for my boyfriend to notice I’m pouting and ask me what’s wrong pic.twitter.com/tFDo2EXLej
— Joey Graceffa (@JoeyGraceffa) January 12, 2020
16. Don’t see that every day.
look at this freaking guy in socks https://t.co/PGShNwVVqx
— katelyn paz (@k8oclock) January 7, 2020
Those definitely turned my frown upside down!
How about you? Did these put a smile on your face?
Tell us which one was your favorite in the comments!