Ready for a laugh? This last month may have been the toughest yet. So as we move into a new season, let’s get some sillies out that will make us smile.
Here are 14 funny tweets to help us leave the past behind.
1. Wait, where’d he go?
She must have been hungry.
https://twitter.com/baeronchan/status/1265165981472583680?s=20
2. The worst feeling.
Should’ve gotten the burrito.
https://twitter.com/TakeAShilllPill/status/1265026034380013568?s=20
3. There are two kinds of people in the world.
Rick and Morty Fans and Not Rick and Morty Fans.
Grimes and Elon Musk are the Kardashians for people who watch Rick & Morty
— Keifer (@DannyVegito) May 26, 2020
4. Save the trash talk for the field.
We’ll save our disappointment for our friends.
High school football players were really like “ ima win this game for you baby” and then would lose 65-7
— carly 🤍 (@carlyynicole) May 24, 2020
5. Dream a little dream.
I hope I get chocolate.
https://twitter.com/ravnsvmone/status/1265053700868931591?s=20
6. Boozy any ideas.
All are welcome.
I know this may be going against the grain but I think now IS the time for fun boozy lemonade ideas!
— Tim Dillon (@TimJDillon) May 31, 2020
7. Thinking Starbucks, Inc. can absorb the damage.
Be nice to your baristas though.
…….issa starbucks https://t.co/9obcgjcRNP
— taylor garron (@taylorgarron) May 30, 2020
8. Everything’s happening all at once.
Pandemic, murder hornets, forced to face our racism.
Our reality right now feels like God trying out premises at an open mic
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) June 1, 2020
9. So glad we practiced.
Zoom kissing is a little creepy.
kiss me thru the phone was approximately 12 years ahead of its time
— ♃ (@JavaughnSYW) May 27, 2020
10. It feels a little disingenuous.
Maybe just shut up and listen?
Every Instagram influencer right now whose whole brand is “positive vibes” is like “I’ll lose TONS of followers for this, but listen—I just need to come out & say it…(inhale) racism? I personally feel it’s bad ✌️Use code ‘BAREMINIMUM’ 4 a discount on my peace-scented candles”
— Kimberly 🧜🏻♀️ Dinaro💲 (@KimberlyDinaro) June 1, 2020
11. Even Ken and Barbie?
Too much togetherness.
https://twitter.com/cowboij/status/1264065950195875841?s=20
12. Starting with good intentions.
Then losing steam by the time you hit send.
recklessly using “you” and “u” in the same sentence with abandon
— e taylor (@erinisaway) May 27, 2020
13. Why hate on penguins?
I prefer mischievous.
i saw this documentary seven years ago and i think about this line every day pic.twitter.com/YmlXFhHKCL
— m@thew (@TweetPotato314) May 27, 2020
14. It’s safely boy-ish.
And lasts for decades.
this is the comforter ur high school boyfriend had pic.twitter.com/xK7U6dJgBC
— grace holland🐰 (@thebiggestyee) May 26, 2020
If your city is open, get outside and enjoy the sunshine. There’s no guarantee you won’t get sneezed on or chased by a murder hornet, but you can always hope for the best. Next year will be our year.
I can feel it.
