There are way too many people who think the world owes them something – or everything, really – and the rest of us are just left to be stunned at what comes out of their mouths online.

In this case, we’ve got 14 parents who believe that others owe not only them, but their kids, their time and money and pretty much whatever else they can’t afford on their own.

14. This just gets worse and worse.

I feel sorry for their kids, to be honest.

I tried to give away two harnesses that no longer fit my dog. Did not go well from ChoosingBeggars

13. This is like demanding a master’s degree for an entry level job.

Listen, 12-year-olds babysit my kids for a few hours. And it’s fine.

MUST have a bachelors degree to babysit my house from ChoosingBeggars

12. That is actually a steal.

Pay the woman and run for your day off.

Woman offering to babysit for $6.25 an hour is apparently too expensive. from ChoosingBeggars

11. You pay for the party, ma’am.

They bring gifts. Maybe don’t invite so many kids the next time!

Beggar mom is insulted that her daughters party guests won’t pay for the party from ChoosingBeggars

10. Just…wow.

She’s already offering swimming lessons for free, but that’s not enough?

I teach swimming to kids for free even though i was offered money. Mombie demands that I have to teach her son exclusively. And to give her the money offered as i don’t need it. from ChoosingBeggars

9. Let me guess, there’s no pay.

It’s all about the experience.

For market price, you can clean our house and watch our kids! from ChoosingBeggars

8. How to not have a babysitter.

Those people talk, too.

Paying you to babysit is “a deal breaker sorry no” from ChoosingBeggars

7. Emphasis on the “little bit” of extra money.

This is laughable.

Woman wants to pay up to $45 dollars for 8 hours of babysitting in an area where minimum wage is $14.25 from ChoosingBeggars

6. He’s running a business here.

Not a charity. Like the rest of us.

My buddy is a tattoo artist. He’s also my personal hero. from ChoosingBeggars

5. It’s called DoorDash, my people.

This is not a thing that happens.

Parent asked their child’s teacher to send restaurant food to their home and not the school meals. from ChoosingBeggars

4. You can’t really enjoy all of that if you have to take care of a 2yo.

Which is why you’re trying to find a babysitter.

Cause who wouldn’t want to babysit in exchange for staying in a cabin? from ChoosingBeggars

3. Well it’s not my kid, so…no.

Too many people assume random folks care about their kids.

RUINING THE KID’S DAY from ChoosingBeggars

2. A full-time nanny for $300 a month?

What planet does this lady live on?

Someone has to pay to watch her kid from ChoosingBeggars

1. I bet a lot of people got a good laugh at this one.

I know I’m cracking up.

$2/hr for a full time (58 hours/week) babysitting job. SWEET DEAL!! from ChoosingBeggars

Y’all I just cannot. I would never DREAM of thinking any of this, never mind saying it aloud.

Do you know someone like this in real life? Tell us in the comments what it’s like!