If you spend a lot of time with kids, you quickly realize that their brains are functioning on a totally different level than older people.
And Twitter users shared a bunch of hilarious names that kids gave things and it just goes to show you how quirky those little humans can be.
Here’s the deal: they’re weird, they’re strange, they’re odd, they’re our kids!
Let’s see what names they’ve come up for random stuff…
1. Can’t correct that.
Some things just need to be incorrect.
My daughter calls dominoes "don-a-mos" and I can't bring myself to correct her because it's so fucking cute.
— Tim (@Playing_Dad) May 25, 2013
2. I almost do, too!
Let’s go see the explosion things.
My son calls fireworks "the explosion things" and suddenly I almost kind of like fireworks.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) July 3, 2015
3. Christmas hookers.
Don’t ever ruin this one, okay?
My kid calls those little ornament hangers 'Christmas Hookers' and I have no plans on telling him differently
— Darin Loves Bacon (@darinlovesbacon) December 4, 2018
4. That is adorable!
But too bad he has it…
My kid calls ringworm “winghurm” which is so adorable considering the fact that he has ringworm.
— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) August 2, 2019
5. P**n on the cop.
Let’s just officially rename it to this.
My 3-year-old calls corn on the cob porn on the cop and I will never correct him.
— Dude-Bro Dad (@thedadvocate01) May 25, 2020
6. Hahahaha. Wow.
Nothing else needs to be said.
My kid calls dinosaurs vaginasaurs. I don't know what else to say about that.
— John Kinnear (@askdadblog) November 28, 2013
7. Yes! I love it!
I have a new term in my vocabulary.
the two-year-old calls chocolate chip cookies "chomp chomp cookies" just thought you'd like to know.
— ? damned sinker ? (@dansinker) January 10, 2018
8. You’re very close…
Oh, well, now they’re called chickenladders.
We had enchiladas for dinner
Or as my 6 year old calls them, chickenladders ??♂️
— threetimedaddy (@threetimedaddy) April 30, 2020
9. The beak of the dog.
Not bad at all…
My son calls a dog's snout its beak and I think we all should too tbh
— Val (@ValeeGrrl) March 2, 2018
10. The kid is right about this one.
It’s time to place the pizza in the pizza heater.
My 4-year-old calls our microwave "the pizza heater," and there's nothing to correct because she's right.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 28, 2019
11. Weird pickles.
They sure are rad!
— Julia Sugarbaker is vaxxed and masked (@JDSugarbaker) March 21, 2020
12. A great business plan.
Get it started today!
My 4-year-old calls Dunkin' Donuts "Drunken Donuts."
I was going to correct her.
Then I realized it was the best idea ever for a bakery.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 9, 2016
13. Just go with it.
I like both of them!
My daughter referred to macaroni penguins as spaghetti penguins and why would I correct her they both sound ridiculous
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) January 22, 2020
14. Bow down to your Lord.
Chuck E. Jesus would be a cool horror movie.
3 YO daughter calls Chuck E. Cheese "Chuck E. Jesus".
— Jason Avant (@PetCobra) May 9, 2011
Those are hilarious!
And now we want to hear from all the parents out there.
In the comments, tell us about the funny names that your kids give things!
We can’t wait to hear from you!