Big dogs that take up small spaces, like your lap, are the most endearing of gentle giants.
It’s sort of the opposite of the cat’s mantra if I fits I sits. A Great Dane will be all like, “What’s that? You weigh 110 pounds? Cool cool–that’s actually perfect. I’m going to sit on your lap because it’s sorta’ my thing. Accept your fate human because I’m 165 pounds of fugging adorable slobberin’ sweet kisses all over ya.”
Below you will find examples of these behemoths occupying sizable accommodations.
1. Tryin’ ta catch me ridin’ dirty.
Shotgun no backsies. Also, I’d feel a bit triggered if he was made to sit middle.
This is Ben. He has a beard. And he is human sized. We get fun looks in traffic. from aww
2. I floof here.
And everywhere else for that matter.
He may look like a bear but he identifies as a lap dog from aww
3. An actual wolf.
But this one may not eat your Grandma. Have treats, though.
Im the girl from the "giant" wolf post. Here’s another one of our rescues, Yuki. from interestingasfuck
4. Like I said.
About the Great Danes.
5. Again, like I said.
As if you needed more proof.
6. Hi, this is my dog.
He’s 1/3 Cerebus.
7. Heaven’s Cerebus.
He said you’re on the list.
8. Kitten, man.
They have no chill. Too many ferocious pointy ends, in my opinion.
My 85 lb dog is scared of my sister’s 1.5 lb foster kitten from aww
9. Adorable and ferocious at the same time.
Honey-loving bears watch out.
10. Reindeers got nothing on these guys.
Slobber kisses and snoot boops are games Rudolf won’t play.
This Christmas tree farm has Newfies that will cart your tree to your car for you from mildlyinteresting
11. I can’t even.
Literally, I can’t even.
Our Daughter who is now 3 and one of our Saint Bernards who is now 9 ? from aww
12. Dads of a certain breed.
Possess a much larger presence than others.
13. Bear dogs get pets.
Avoid bear bears at expos.
There was a giant traffic jam in the walk ways at the expo. I finally found out what was slowing everyone down. This giant bear dog was getting pets by thousands of people! from aww
14. We’re gonna need a bigger boat.
Car–whatever, you know what I mean.
14. Another floof that floofs…
…wherever they so choose.
15. I r walruff
Jk lol, pets, plz. I r totes adorbs.
I look like Walrus? But I AM DOG. I Big Sof FLOOF. NO WALRUS. BAMBOOZLED
This is why we have dogs. Our space is their space and we can’t deny even the biggest of good pups a lap to snuggs upon.
If you have a big dog, small dog, medium dog, fat dog, skinny dog, ANY dog share with us in the comments. We’re a sucker for an engaging “tail”. Ayyy!