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Big dogs that take up small spaces, like your lap, are the most endearing of gentle giants.

It’s sort of the opposite of the cat’s mantra if I fits I sits. A Great Dane will be all like, “What’s that? You weigh 110 pounds? Cool cool–that’s actually perfect. I’m going to sit on your lap because it’s sorta’ my thing. Accept your fate human because I’m 165 pounds of fugging adorable slobberin’ sweet kisses all over ya.”

Below you will find examples of these behemoths occupying sizable accommodations.

1. Tryin’ ta catch me ridin’ dirty.

Shotgun no backsies. Also, I’d feel a bit triggered if he was made to sit middle.

This is Ben. He has a beard. And he is human sized. We get fun looks in traffic. from aww

2. I floof here.

And everywhere else for that matter.

He may look like a bear but he identifies as a lap dog from aww

3. An actual wolf.

But this one may not eat your Grandma. Have treats, though.

Im the girl from the "giant" wolf post. Here’s another one of our rescues, Yuki. from interestingasfuck

4. Like I said.

About the Great Danes.

Big dogs can be scared at the vet too! from aww

5. Again, like I said.

As if you needed more proof.

Once a lap dog, always a lap dog from aww

6. Hi, this is my dog.

He’s 1/3 Cerebus.

7. Heaven’s Cerebus.

He said you’re on the list.

Bonner, Newfoundland, can often be spotted in our Rehabiliation Unit encouraging patients. He was recently featured in our "Which Therapy Dog Are You?" quiz! CHLA.org/DogQuiz

Posted by Children's Hospital Los Angeles on Monday, August 24, 2015

8. Kitten, man.

They have no chill. Too many ferocious pointy ends, in my opinion.

My 85 lb dog is scared of my sister’s 1.5 lb foster kitten from aww

9. Adorable and ferocious at the same time.

Honey-loving bears watch out.

This big boy with his Pooh from pics

10. Reindeers got nothing on these guys.

Slobber kisses and snoot boops are games Rudolf won’t play.

This Christmas tree farm has Newfies that will cart your tree to your car for you from mildlyinteresting

11. I can’t even.

Literally, I can’t even.

Our Daughter who is now 3 and one of our Saint Bernards who is now 9 💕 from aww

12. Dads of a certain breed.

Possess a much larger presence than others.

Big house cow meets little house cow from rarepuppers

13. Bear dogs get pets.

Avoid bear bears at expos.

There was a giant traffic jam in the walk ways at the expo. I finally found out what was slowing everyone down. This giant bear dog was getting pets by thousands of people! from aww

14. We’re gonna need a bigger boat.

Car–whatever, you know what I mean.

14. Another floof that floofs…

…wherever they so choose.

Lapdog

15. I r walruff

Jk lol, pets, plz. I r totes adorbs.

I look like Walrus? But I AM DOG. I Big Sof FLOOF. NO WALRUS. BAMBOOZLED

This is why we have dogs. Our space is their space and we can’t deny even the biggest of good pups a lap to snuggs upon.

If you have a big dog, small dog, medium dog, fat dog, skinny dog, ANY dog share with us in the comments. We’re a sucker for an engaging “tail”. Ayyy!


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