Once you get on a train, a bus, or any other form of public transportation, it’s a roll of the dice. You truly never know what you’re going to get because…well…people are total weirdos.

You might encounter a wide variety of lunatics, breakdancers, poets, musicians, magicians, or any combination of the above.

So hang on tight, don’t lean against the doors, and enjoy these funny public transit tweets.

1. Thanks a lot, pal.

But maybe he’s right. Wait and see!

2. That should be a federal offense.

Send that child DIRECTLY to prison!

3. Your grandpa seems like a legend.

Strong AF!


4. Or it might be Inspector Gadget?

I want to talk with this person immediately.

5. Might as well just play along.

Tell people they have to pay a fine and see what happens.

6. That takes some serious guts.

Heyyyyyyyy Instagram, it’s your girl Subway Suzie…


7. That’s the last thing she wanted to hear.

Good luck kid!


8. Zing! He probably shut up after that.

And if he didn’t… it would be the most manny thing he could have done, right?

9. Let me give your my entire backstory first.

“I’m so glad you asked. Let’s start at the beginning.”

10. That’s a little too intense.

I hate people like this. HATE.


11. That is 100% NOT COOL.

I’m going to practice some deep spanking here pretty soon.

12. Annnnndddd, let’s end with a big winner.

I mean… this guy is an absolute legend. Does not give ANY f**ks. Bravo!

We want to hear your strange tales from taking public transportation!

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