Unless you’re somehow independently wealthy, let’s face the facts: you’re going to a huge portion of your life working.
So you have two choices: you can either complain and be miserable about it, or not take it too seriously, laugh, and make fun of it!
I think Option B is a good idea for all of us, don’t you? Enjoy these tweets about the daily grind of work, work, work.
1. I’m well! I’m always well!
Me when an email finds me well pic.twitter.com/84SvbjXPkk
— joel🏳️🌈huds (@joelhuds) September 1, 2019
2. Might as well jump head-first into a trash can.
live footage of me going back to work on monday after being on vacation pic.twitter.com/FBWu8bEjUm
— grim monte 🖤☠️👻🎃 (@KimmyMonte) August 24, 2019
3. I’m done “jumping on calls” for the rest of my life.
I have yet to "jump on a call" that wasn't a waste of my time.
— roxane gay (@rgay) August 28, 2019
4. Mom, I’m gonna be working for the next 45 years.
my mom yesterday: do u work tomorrow
my mom today: do u work today
me: yes i already told u
my mom when i'm at work: where are u
— Semra (@SemraDurmisevic) July 15, 2017
5. I’m so busy I don’t know how to keep up.
Me at work acting fake busy for the last hour of my shift pic.twitter.com/dNxXijJJ9F
— TREEZ™ (@0ceanGrownTREEZ) August 28, 2019
6. Now it’s time for reflection.
composing emails / after sending emails pic.twitter.com/zW4aPqnNnE
— karen han (@karenyhan) August 12, 2019
7. That was completely exhausting.
Just sent an email and answered a call pic.twitter.com/nsN0yLVarT
— Michael Benjamin (@mfbenji) August 14, 2019
8. “Neutral evil” is by far my favorite.
I woke up in a cold sweat last night to create this content. I present: the Email Sign-off Alignment pic.twitter.com/SkNpXxrj5V
— Julia Burnham (@juliarburnham) August 9, 2019
9. Especially when the boss walks by.
why does no one tell you 50% of having any adult job is pretending to look busy for 8 hours a day
— syd (@sydneyleemarco) August 7, 2019
10. Doin’ it on company time.
boss makes a dollar
i make a dime
thats why i tweet
on company time
— chris (@icedoutomnitrix) August 5, 2019
11. Hahahaha. You’ve witnessed this before.
bitches that bring salad for lunch: pic.twitter.com/KYUWZmdyaU
— a_heretic_now (@a_heretic_now) July 21, 2019
12. I’m in the middle of a real pickle here.
How I be fake “problem-solving” when my supervisor walks by my desk. pic.twitter.com/akBHHCIOeS
— I AM 🗯 (@FOWLAZULE) June 18, 2019
13. Not how you thought it would be, huh?
Me as a child: I wonder what I’ll be like when I’m grown up
Me grown up, absolutely high on caffeine hunched over my laptop typing work emails at a coffee shop holding back tears: I got the horses in the back
— Tancred (@tancredjess) June 27, 2019
14. This might take a while…
“What’s stressing you out?”
— Dak (@RidiculousDak) August 29, 2019
15. Here’s to you catching the bug.
when you gotta greet your boss after they wouldn't let you call out sick pic.twitter.com/VTRtK5qu7f
— Teddy Wayne Slocumb (@BaebyHuey) December 14, 2016
You know the drill. You’ve had your fun and now it’s time to get back filing those TPS reports!
Tell us a funny story about your job in the comments section! We’d love to hear from you!