Scroll For Article Below Advertisement
Trader Joe’s has a cult-like following…and I’m one of those cult members, I mean…fans of the store. What is it about Trader Joe’s that makes it so popular? The “Two Buck Chuck” wine? The delicious trail mix bags? The all-knowing cashiers who look deep into your soul?
Whatever the secret formula is, Trader Joe’s has it down pat.
Let’s take a look at some tweets celebrating the one-of-a-kind business.
1. They are the most well-adjusted people on Earth.
I told my therapist, "I just want to be as happy as a Trader Joe's cashier."
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) May 1, 2019
2. That’s a good thing!
Trader Joes will $2.99 yo ass to death.
— Daddy. (@N9_L5) August 12, 2018
3. A range of emotions.
me when i go to trader joe’s pic.twitter.com/bLBicdrU05
— ryan (@espeonb0y) June 18, 2019
4. Joe handcrafted everything himself.
Every single product produced by Trader Joes is fcking flame. it all tastes like it was handcrafted by joe himself in the kitchen of his humble abode. the crunchy mochi? Amazing. Everything but the bagel seasoning? Fuck me. salsas! cauli gnocchi! cookie butter!THE DESSERTS?! FIRE
— kendra (@kendraaaleighh) August 16, 2019
5. Might be a little over the line, but I see where you’re coming from.
just ran into trader joes and screamed “FUCK WHOLE FOODS” and everyone started chearing and doing backflips
— Cody Ko (@codyko) November 2, 2016
6. The best vibe around.
sometimes to blow off steam i just fuckin walk around trader joes. love the vibe in there
— Cody Ko (@codyko) September 11, 2016
7. You’ll find it at Trader Joe’s!
Being in your 20s is so cool because some of your friends are getting engaged and having babies and some of your friends are partying every night and doing cocaine and im just aimlessly wandering up and down the aisles at Trader Joe’s searching for a purpose in life
— kendra (@kendraaaleighh) May 28, 2019
8. Are you falling in love?
I used to want a boyfriend but now I just go to trader joe’s once a week and make conversation with a cashier it’s the same level of intimacy
— jen merritt!!! (@jennifermerr) May 30, 2019
9. EVERYTHING they sell is healthy, right?
how did trader joe’s build such a solid brand to the point where they can sell me a microwaveable burrito and I still think it’s healthy ?? we have to hand it to trader joe on this
— AUBREY (@aubrey031018) November 27, 2018
10. I nearly shed a tear.
the Trader Joe’s cashier just finished bagging my groceries and asked me “what are you passionate about?” ….I don’t think my last boyfriend even got that intimate with me
— presley (@preslatte) February 22, 2019
11. I hear you loud and clear.
I’m “get unreasonably attached to something they sell at Trader Joe’s and freak out when it seems like they no longer sell it” years old
— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) August 21, 2019
12. The answer? NONE OF THEM.
name one mental health professional that could teach me as much about emotional intimacy as a Trader Joe’s cashier
— oatly barista blend sommelier (@BUGPOSTING) February 19, 2019
13. That is on point.
The aisles at Trader Joe's are designed so that you have to get in the way of the same agitated single mother three times.
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) October 19, 2018
14. Wouldn’t it be nice?
Why can't our government be run with the same friendly efficiency as a Trader Joe's?
— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) February 16, 2016
15. Red alert! Red alert!
Just gasped from excitement while reading about new items in the Trader Joe's Fearless Flyer newsletter. Someone come check me for a pulse.
— mamrie hart (@mametown) September 28, 2016
I don’t know about you, but after perusing those tweets I need to get my Trader Joe’s fix. NOW.
Are you a member of the tribe? Let us know how you feel in the comments!