There are just some universal truths about being married that all folks can relate to.

You’re gonna nitpick, you’re gonna argue, and you’re gonna drive each other crazy.

Now, hopefully this doesn’t happen ALL THE TIME, but it’s bound to happen sometimes. If it does happen constantly, well…maybe it’s time to get a marriage counselor on the phone (or on Zoom) so you can have a mediator help you get through the tough stuff.

Bottom line: marriage can be pretty rough and you need to work together to make it as good as it can be!

BUT, please don’t forget to stop tweeting hilarious stuff about being married in the meantime.


1. Nobody wants that.

Let’s be honest, here…

2. The secret of my success.

I told you so!

3. I knew he was lying!

You showed him! In front of the surgeon…

4. Annnnnd, take a bow.

There you go! Nice job!


Just don’t argue with him.

6. Now, this is very HOT.

Keep the love going!

7. Fruit sounds great!

You’re enjoying it, yes?

8. Time to get rid of him.

You’re doing the right thing.

9. That’s a lot of grapes.

Do you think that was a wise decision?

10. One big exception.

Don’t even think about doing that.

11. What will today bring?

Just wait for the doorbell.

12. The claws are coming out…

And it’s gonna get ugly!

13. There it is!

You knew it was coming.

14. I am so sorry about this.

Why does it have to be this complicated?

15. You really hit the jackpot.

At least you have control of that…

Okay, now it’s your turn!

In the comments, tell us about the most annoying/infuriating/funny/ridiculous thing your partner has done lately.

We want all the dirt!

We can’t wait to hear from you!