Let’s face it, getting older sucks. But there is a certain sort of wit that comes with it, and that wit translates nicely to memes. So us oldies have got that goin’ for us. Which is nice.
Enjoy these fifteen funnies to help you get over that hill.
15. Over and over
Did I drink too much last night or am I just alive?
14. Big hair don’t care
Those luscious locks were frozen solid.
13. Happy birthday
The next few years are gonna be absolute fire.
12. Glow up
Getting older isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
11. Special delivery
Congratulations, you’re never going to function again.
10. Nothingness and being
Gotta take a rest from all this rest.
9. Slow and steady
Or just wrap yourself in a blanket and go back down again.
8. Time and temperature
It’s true…I was there…I was there when the ancient magic was written.
7. Dead and buried
Just leave me be. Tell my family I loved them.
6. Words of wisdom
I’d settle for just remembering where I put my shoes.
5. Weekly rituals
I never did this myself but I might actually start.
4. You can have it all
To see if I still feel.
3. Goose egg
That pro/con list is pretty lopsided.
2. Have a ball
Fitted sheets can’t be folded, this is bedding industry propaganda.
And it wasn’t nearly as toxic.
I may be getting older, but at least my mind is still sharp. Now who are you and what are you doing here?
What’s the strangest thing about growing up in your opinion?
Tell us in the comments.