Do you know how to raise a kid? No seriously, I’m asking. Because I don’t. And the prospect that I will likely someday have to is freaking me out a little more each day.

I’ve been trying to find advice on the internet but I just keep looking at memes. Maybe they can help?

Let’s find out with these fifteen parenting gems.

15. Tell me more

Wednesday will not be pleased to hear about this.

14. Forgive me, father

They mustn’t find out who I truly am.

13. Guffaw suppression

Just gotta hold it in for like 15 more years and then tell them about it then.

12. Clean up

I’ve had a few roommates like this as well.

11. Tattle tale

I’m sure he’s thrilled about it every time.

10. Take a break

It’s somehow more soothing than any white noise machine.

9. Butt of the joke

How any of those teachers are surviving this is totally beyond me.

8. Fruit on top

Just a refreshing 4,000 calories to get your day started.

7. Dolla dolla bills, ya’ll

Don’t spend it all in one place.

6. Time’s change

Humanity has never really had it together.

5. Potty training

Ah, nah, this is definitely not what I signed up for.

4. Secret meetings

There’s not much room but at least it’s quiet.

3. Blanket statements

Looks like that laundry is going…undercover.

2. Join us

It’s only gonna get crazier from here.

1. Silent perfection

You could only improve by being unconscious.

Parenting doesn’t look easy, but it does look…rewarding? I think? Or at least it produces good memes?

Do you have any parenting tips?

Share them with us in the comments.