Want some real talk?
Kids are weird. And quirky. And spontaneous. And just overall…unpredictable.
Good thing social media exists to document all of the wackiness, am I right? Because there’s nothing funnier than sharing how weird your kids are for all the world to see! That won’t make them angry later on in life, right?
Let’s take a look at some hilarious things that kids have said or done recently.
1. Very good.
That applies to pretty much everything except groceries and gas.
7yo son: May I have some water?
Me: What are the magic words?
7yo son: I can get it myself.
Me: There you go.
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) January 6, 2020
2. They just had to know.
I mean, why can’t sharks listen to some sweet tunes? Amirite?
My kid: Do sharks have ears? Where are their ears?
Me: Hmm, I don't know? Why?
My kid: (shrugs)
Later I find: pic.twitter.com/KGRKKtc73d
— Ally (@TragicAllyHere) August 30, 2016
3. I’ll use it, too.
Just don’t use it on your kids, otherwise there will be HELL to pay.
Hahaha! My 7YO just shut down a disagreement she was having with her sister by saying, "Stop being wrong."
I need to use this!— Jennifer Greenberg 🕊️ (@JennMGreenberg) January 23, 2020
4. That is mature!
But, eventually, you’ll find that having different interests is… oh, nevermind. Good decision kid!
My 7yo son had the most mature breakup!
7YO: BTW mom, I broke up with my girlfriend.
ME: everything ok?
7YO: yah. We just realized we like different things. Like, she likes to walk around and chat and I like to run around and play a lot. So we decided we should just be friends.— 🥧 SUZANNE 🥧 (@425suzanne) February 2, 2020
5. Teach your children well.
I would have paid money to see a video of this.
My 7yo's toothbrush has a suction cup on the bottom, so she stuck it on the tile wall and tried brushing hands-free. *Wipes tear of pride*
— SpacedMom (@copymama) September 10, 2017
6. Pretty much everything.
Hey kid… same same.
7-year-old: I'm too tired for this.
Me: For what?
7: *motions vaguely at the world*
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 6, 2019
7. Might want to put that on the fridge.
Or put it over the headboard. Either works.
My sister is quite the speller pic.twitter.com/HBgX4SPJjX
— Jessie (@Jessie_Gaudard) February 7, 2016
8. Doing his own thing.
Now THAT is how you eat wings, kids!
LMFAOOOOOOOOO I just walked in on my son eating wings in the bathtub 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/jG6qHFizWS
— mum👧🏽👨🏿🦱 (@TheMilfGod) June 10, 2016
9. Marching to her own beat.
I love her with all my heart.
https://twitter.com/BrianCalzini/status/752165909096169472?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E752165909096169472&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Fnews%2Fnews%2F25-parents-share-weirdest-funniest-annoying-things-kids-say-do%2F
10. That’s a good point.
Checkmate, motherf**ker!
7yo: Why can't I have coffee?
Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are
7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!
— Salty Mermaid Entertainment (@saltymermaident) August 13, 2016
11. She’s watching you.
And she’s taking notes!
My daughter brings a checklist to stores now and just makes random checks. It makes everyone uncomfortable. pic.twitter.com/UgHJ4eIDSc
— bottlerocket (@bottlerocket) September 25, 2016
12. She learned it from you.
And for that, you should be insanely proud!
My 7yo said if she ever gets married she wants to have a pajama-themed wedding, and I feel like my parenting has come to fruition.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) June 11, 2017
And… those seriously cracked my s**t up.
How about you? Have you kids done or said any weird or hilarious things lately?
Tell us about it in the comments, please!
