I was at a friend’s house recently and his 1-year-old son was crying hysterically because he wasn’t allowed to eat the dog’s food…so, yeah, I’ve seen a little bit of this kind of behavior firsthand.

If you’re a parent or you spend a lot of time around children, these funny posts will look VERY familiar.

1. It’s not really golden

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Today I am an #assholeparent because the Golden Gate Bridge isn’t actually Golden. via @parker_villard

A post shared by the original #assholeparent (@rageagainsttheminivan) on May 10, 2019 at 2:19pm PDT

2. Might be a little bit cold

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#assholeparents strike again. This time we wouldn’t let him swim in the sea. He can’t swim & its 6 degrees. I know, we’re awful. via @mrslargebuttocks #assholeparent

A post shared by the original #assholeparent (@rageagainsttheminivan) on Mar 26, 2019 at 9:09am PDT

3. Not good enough

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She wanted ravioli for dinner. I made ravioli for dinner. She didn’t want ravioli for dinner. ?‍♀️ @tacocat.herine • • • #assholeparent #ig_motherhood #letthembelittle #capturingchildhood #toddlerlife #13monthsold #motherhoodmoments #parenthood #honestmomconfessions #dailyparenting #documentingmotherhood #motherhoodthroughinstagram #thisismotherhood #toddlermeals #whymykidiscrying

A post shared by @ assholeparent_ on May 16, 2019 at 3:54pm PDT

4. Wait, the one on TV?

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He wants to get on the bus. The bus on the TV ? @claire.adlam #assholeparent . #toddlersofinstagram #toddlerboy #toddlersofig #busobsessed #bus #lols #funny #fml #assholeparent #cryface #blondie #bear #tv #allaboard #toddlerlogic #tantrum #whymykidiscrying

A post shared by @ assholeparent_ on Apr 23, 2019 at 3:16pm PDT

5. Not that one!

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Apparently I’m an #assholeparent because he finished his cheese stick and asked for more, so when I opened another one he flipped out because it wasn’t a NEW one he wanted. He wanted his old one back that HE ALREADY ATE. #assholeparent Via @mad.madam.mimi

A post shared by the original #assholeparent (@rageagainsttheminivan) on Apr 18, 2019 at 7:15pm PDT

6. “Sticker”

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He does NOT want me to take his "sticker" away. At least it might absorb the tears! ??? @dazeyreign #assholeparent #toddlerlife

A post shared by @ assholeparent_ on May 13, 2017 at 1:36pm PDT

7. Switch off the sun, please

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Because I ‘refused’ to switch the sun off so his pumpkin could light up I am a total #assholeparent Via @ @imagoodmomhavingabadday

A post shared by the original #assholeparent (@rageagainsttheminivan) on Nov 1, 2018 at 7:34am PDT

8. You can’t hold your own poop, son

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The face of someone who's mom wouldn't let him hold his own shit in his hands… . . . . #toddlers #whymykidiscrying #areyouserious #babytears #poop #diapers #momlife #reallife #toddlertantrum #boysaregross #ohthatmomglow #whatshappening

A post shared by Mom Glow (@ohthatmomglow) on May 14, 2019 at 5:50pm PDT

9. No batteries

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Mikey’s mad because I wouldn’t let him eat a battery for breakfast…. total meltdown & it’s much too early!! Is anyone else part of the a-hole parent club this morning?? ??? #assholeparent @thekimromero

A post shared by @ assholeparent_ on Apr 8, 2019 at 3:12pm PDT

10. Grow them back!

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The daffodils are gone, and I can't bring them back. #whymytoddleriscrying #whymychildiscrying #whymykidiscrying

A post shared by Elizabeth Tilton (@momlovesmickey) on May 28, 2019 at 2:38pm PDT

11. Doesn’t exist…

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Today I am an @assholeparent_ because he suddenly wanted his cycling backpack…which I didn't take to the park… Because it doesn't actually exist ? #assholeparent @sgoranova #countdowntobedtime #momofboys

A post shared by @ assholeparent_ on May 29, 2019 at 2:15pm PDT

12. “That was my best friend!”

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I’m an #assholeparent because i killed a bug in the laundry room. Apparently it was her best friend Via @jaaaaamieeeee

A post shared by the original #assholeparent (@rageagainsttheminivan) on Oct 19, 2018 at 6:26pm PDT

13. You’re not allowed in there

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I told her she couldn't go inside the dishwasher. @emily.ives #assholeparent

A post shared by @ assholeparent_ on May 15, 2017 at 9:03pm PDT

14. No biting the cat

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Because I told him he had to stop biting the cat ? #goodmorning #reasonsmytoddleriscrying #assholeparent #yycmoms

A post shared by Jessica Geiger (@jgeiger270) on May 22, 2019 at 12:23pm PDT

15. The agony!

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Apparently I'm an #assholeparent because she doesn't have "more toes" to paint. ?? Via @foul_mouth_reverend

A post shared by the original #assholeparent (@rageagainsttheminivan) on Dec 14, 2018 at 5:59pm PST

Hey kids! It’s going to be okay. We promise.

Got any hilarious stories about kids throwing tantrums for no good reason? Share ’em in the comments!