You know those magic fungi that everybody seems to be talking about? I just don’t think my delicate little brain could handle that…and I’m afraid that I’d go on a trip that I’d never come back from…

What have you never tried and never will?

Here’s what AskReddit users had to say.

1. I’m with you on that one.

“That cave exploration hobby where people squeeze through tight spaces.

Hell no.”

2. Don’t do it.


It’s all fun and games until 3 years later when you realize you are either going to end up d**d or suckin’ off dudes behind a 7/11 for drug money because you cant sustain a job or any other normal part of life for not being able to get out of bed without chasing the dragon.”

3. Avoid at all costs.

“”M**h, not even once.”

I assume this is a saying for good reason.”

4. Look it up.


I’ve watched documentaries on that.

It’s vile horrifying stuff that literally turns people into the walking d**d.

Why anyone would do it really astounds me.”

5. Yuck.


Grew up with a s**ker. Everything smells so gross.

I’ve never even wanted to try it and I have no idea why anyone ever starts to smoke…I understand why they have difficulty quitting, but why did you start?”

6. LOL.

“Bungee jumping.

I came into this world because of a broken rubber and I refuse to leave it for the same reason.”

7. Scary.

“Scuba diving.

Coast Guard veteran here.

98% of all d**ths I’ve had were from scuba divers. It’s a horrible painful d**th and it doesn’t matter how much of an expert you think you are.

I’ve seen Master Divers d**. It’s extremely dangerous.”

8. I’ll pass…

“Rocky Mountain oysters.

I don’t care if it tastes like chicken.”

9. Not for you.

“Open marriage/relationship.

No shade to anyone who engages in them.

It’s just not for me.”

10. Couldn’t pay me…


There’s this guy I know that goes on a bender twice a year and I swear his life just goes to s**t and I’m there telling him he’s too old for that stuff, plus we’re in Australia so he isn’t getting a good price for it.

Just drink beer and smoke weed, Jesus. And he’s at me for the next five days about how he “f**ked up” and he can’t afford to live.

You couldn’t pay me to try that s**t.”

11. Not going up there.


I’m terrified of heights.”

12. Me neither!


Not mentally stable enough for that s**t.”

13. Just sick about it.

“Cheating on someone.

I would feel so sick if i did something like that.”

14. Not gonna happen.


I live thousands of kilometres away from snow so there is a pretty strong chance that it won’t happen.”

15. Gonna skip it.

“Honestly? Weed.

I just think that I would be one of those people that get sucked into it and enjoys it to the extent that it interferes with my productivity.

To each their own in their own home and being safe, but I don’t think it would be good for me personally.”

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Thanks a lot!