One time, in high school…
We all have a lot of memories from high school. We all definitely remember the ups, the downs, the funny, the ridiculous, and the absurd things that happened to us on an almost daily basis.
So… I have an idea! Let’s take a (mostly) fun trip down memory lane and relive some of those “great” times with these hilarious and embarrassing high school memories from Twitter users.
Away we go!
1. That looks like a masterpiece to me. What do you think?
i cant stop thinking about the one time back in high school we used to have an art show for all the students art and some kid made this pic.twitter.com/IXbnrGopt6
— hails (@thecerealbowles) January 11, 2019
2. Hahaha. This kid is obviously the CEO of a major company now.
one time during a high school cross country meet i pretended to faint .5 miles in because i was tired and the medics came and carried me to a golf cart and i’ve kept this to myself for 4 years- AND THAT’S SHOWBIZ, BABY.
— Brett Neustrom (@brett_neusty) March 27, 2019
3. I’m surprised your parents didn’t disown you.
i wonder why my parents hate me and then i remember that in highschool i hit someone’s car with a golf cart and was scared of getting in trouble so i pretended to be dead. was rushed to the hospital in an ambulance. people were crying. i didn’t have a scratch.
— madison (@maddzcat) November 27, 2018
4. Jackie, no one will ever forget this sordid tale…
There was once a girl in my high school who filled a Dunkin’ Donuts cup with a Loko and got so drunk DURING SCHOOL HOURS she pissed herself in Spanish class u may think people forget the story Jackie but I can assure you they!!! do!!!! not!!!
— carol(yn) (@ballerguy) January 9, 2019
5. Drew, are you still haunted by these memories?
I will never forget the time my high school principal read my tweets to me because I was ruining the schools reputation…
Hearing her quote me saying “I will shove a toaster up my ass” and “im gonna twerk my ass if they cancel school” out loud to my face will haunt me forever
— drew (@Drewphillips__) August 20, 2019
6. A legendary move! Nice work!
my high school had a $10 fine for swearing on campus. one time a kid got caught saying ‘shit’ during gym. when the principal told him to pay up, he handed him a twenty and said keep the fuckin change.
— that’s enough, eli (@jazz_inmypants) May 8, 2019
7. Wait a second…you look very familiar to me.
once when I was 15 I told this hot ass older man I was 19 and in college and then the next weekend he was my referee for my JV high school basketball game
— Jo (@jhutt222) November 25, 2018
8. He knows. Everyone knows. The whole world knows.
One time in high school I got so excited my crush talked to me in class that I went in the hallway and threw up. Walked home 5 miles I was so embarrassed. I told him about that in college and he said “I know. The entire class saw thru the window next to the door.” Omfg
— sarah schauer ? (@sarahschauer) May 15, 2018
9. Funny how things work out, isn’t it?
some kid in the library is bragging loudly about how he got a 35 on the ACT well sir I signed up for the ACT but forgot I did and missed the test and we still ended up at the same school how does that make you feel
— s*d (@06fordexplorer) March 3, 2019
10. I don’t like this kind of preferential treatment.
One time in high school this girl pulled out her lunch in class and starting eating it and the teacher said nothing so i was like wow fun me too and i pulled out a sandwich and before i even took a bite i got yelled at and everyone laughed. I still think about it a lot
— Ricky Dillon (@RickyPDillon) January 18, 2018
11. We’re here to listen to you and bask in your humiliation.
one time in high school I got bored & purposely crashed my car into a snow bank just so the boy I liked would come pull me out with his truck. I am ashamed, but this has been weighing on me for 4 years. thanks for listening.
— claire joelle (@_clairejoelle_) February 7, 2019
12. When in doubt, always go with that line.
I'd say I peaked in high school, only because one time I was running away from a Spirit Day assembly to go home & draw, & this teacher I'd never seen caught me & said "WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" & I said "Do you know who I am?" & she said "no." So I sprinted away and never got caught.
— Little Tunny ??? (@itslittletunny) January 17, 2019
13. That’s what siblings are for! Epic!
one time in high school my brother took my car and CRASHED it, got it fixed and put it back in the driveway all within my 6hr school day and he kept it a secret for 4 years!!! i think that’s the most sibling thing ever
— jenny t (@jrtyszka) May 29, 2018
Ahhhhhh. I miss those glory days… when people didn’t have any idea how to really act like a human being and was pretending 95% of the time. What a time that was!
What do you remember from those times? Or do you not remember anything at all? Is your memory THAT bad?
Let us know in the comments and take a walk down memory lane! Or just make something up that’s funny. Either works for us!