In America we talk a lot about the First Amendment at the right to free speech. I for one find this very valuable, not just for the obvious reasons, but for the less obvious ones.
Namely: I can tell as many painful puns as I want and nobody’s allowed to hit me for it. That’s patriotic pride, right there.
Here are fifteen puns so bad they’re good again.
15. Anti-anty
Why is this guy looking at me so smug? I don’t like it. Somebody make him stop.

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14. Holy sheet
Oh I’ve got some great formulas for that.

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13. It’s a sign
I can hear the little bass line in my head right now.

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12. On the level
I find this joke very uplifting.

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11. Water, water everywhere
I really knee’ded this today.

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10. Where no one has gone before
He’s gonna run to the bathroom at Whorf speed.

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9. Car care
I can’t a ford any of them.

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8. Pressing issues
It’s a very key word.

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7. Highs and lows
You’re Lo Mein, you probably think this song is about food.

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6. For loco
Ah yes, the transportation of the rust belt.

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5. Sounds logical
Let’s Spock n’ roll.

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4. Childish
These babies can do a lot of damage.

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3. Do the math
Whatever else, you can always count on beer.

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2. Back it up
How did my man afford TWO of these rarities?

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1. Arg
Now the jingle is thoroughly entrenched in my brain.

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You may want to react violently to those puns, but you’re not allowed. What a country.
What’s the worst pun you know?
Hit us with it in the comments.