I’ve said it before and I’ll said it again: there are so many hilarious women out there that it can be hard to keep up with all the comedy. That’s especially true on Twitter.

That’s why we gather up these tweets so you can see the best of the best AND you can start following these funny gals so you’ll never miss another joke. You’re welcome!

Let’s take a look…

1. I hear you on that one.

But hey, don’t hate on sleep!

2. I’d go check it out.

That’s actually a dope layout!


3. Send it over here.

Because I want all the cheese, all the time, and keep it coming!

4. This is amazing.

I wonder what she’d do if you let her in. I don’t think it would be anything good.

5. My mom did spend a lot of time on the phone in the ’80s.

I mean, if they WERE talking about shoulder pads, that would be a completely appropriate use of time.


6. Conserving energy, okay?

Oh… I like this explanation.

7. Went downhill fast.

Kid… you’re just walking. CALM DOWN.

8. Time to pay that fee.

But shouldn’t these things be free? Seriously.

9. I need to see the proof.

And no, a Twitter account is not proof.


10. I see it. Do you?

I mean, I know it’s not real… but it’s still hilarious.

See what I’m talking about? Hilarious stuff. And it keeps coming and coming and coming…

What are you faves? Share them with us in the comments! Or we won’t be friends any longer…