Hey, I get it. If you’re a millennial or a member of Generation Z, you’re tired of being made fun of and ridiculed. It’s coming at you from all sides and you don’t want to put up with it anymore.
Well, I have some good news! These jokes are for YOU because now it’s time for the baby boomers to get roasted for all the havoc they’ve unleashed on the world.
Let’s let loose on ’em!
1. They screwed it all up.
No going back now!
Baby Boomers did that thing where you leave a single square of toilet paper on the roll and pretend it’s not your turn to change it but with a whole society
— Dan Sheehan (@ItsDanSheehan) July 1, 2019
2. Sad, but true.
How did it turn out this way?
My boomer dad, whom I love, has very weird ideas about how work works
Me: 2 people just quit at my job
him: ah! So they're gonna promote you now?
Me: what, why would they do that? Now I just do 3 people's work
him: but they have to pay you more now?
— Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed That Eats Pussy (@bitterkarella) August 12, 2019
3. Now I’m getting depressed.
Because that IS how much homes used to cost.
me: student loans are crippling our generation
person that types with their index fingers and can’t rotate a pdf: i bought my house with three buttons and a carton of camels in 1974
— Oh Skoog (@Skoog) May 4, 2019
4. Totally normal and fine.
Can’t you take a completely horrible, sexist joke? No? You’re fired!
boomers be like “tattoos? ha. unemployable! now let me get back to tolerating workplace sexual harassment because that is normal and fine.”
— ditch pony (@molly7anne) August 23, 2019
5. I think they have it all wrong…
Yep. They do. All wrong.
boomers: millennials are *immoral* and only think about themselves
millennials: *sweating* would fleeing into the woods lower my environmental impact? am I supporting CEOs who are jerks to women? will I go to the Bad Place for drinking almond milk
— Owl! at the Library ??♀️ (@SketchesbyBoze) August 31, 2019
6. I’m laughing! Can’t you see I’m laughing?!?!
Oh… this is soooo funneeee!
waiter: can I get you guys anything else?
dickhead boomer: yeah, a million bucks
waiter that wants a tip: pic.twitter.com/K445expLGF
— Beans After Dark (@goodbeanalt) August 8, 2019
7. “Time to pound the pavement” is another one.
That got dark quick!
Baby boomers: Why don't you just call/drop in and see if they're hiring??
Job descriptions: do NOT call this office or so help me god I will cut your head off and dropkick it through your mother's front window you fucking animals
— Amy (@amyis_trying) June 6, 2019
8. Pretty expensive, isn’t it?
Back in my day…
i think that student loan forgiveness does a disservice to boomers like me, who paid for college fair and square using six nickels i found under my grandma's couch
— Law Boy, Esq. (@The_Law_Boy) June 25, 2019
9. That doesn’t seem fair.
I mean… WTF people?!? Who cares if they learn anything. They had their chance!
SENIOR YEAR (2022): three intrepid teenagers disguise themselves as baby boomers to get an education without going $40,000 in debt https://t.co/UOo9HqatKC
— Gerry Canavan (@gerrycanavan) June 11, 2019
10. Not exactly shy about it.
Shout that shiz from the rooftops!
Boomers: I heard she went to *looks around nervously* *whispers* ᵀʰᵉʳᵃᵖʸ
Millennials/Gen Z: LMAOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT MY THERAPIST TOLD ME TODAY
— Jordan Lancaster (@jordylancaster) July 25, 2019
11. Things seem to be getting worse, don’t they?
Y’all really didn’t do us any favors!
┃┃╱╲ In this
╱╱╭╮╲╲ we rent
▔▏┗┛▕▔ an apartment
because boomers fucked
up the economy so bad
that owning property
is an unattainable fantasy
for our generation
— Dan Ozzi (@danozzi) March 8, 2019
12. Lots of crying coming right up.
They won’t have a chance.
Can we make a reality show where we make baby boomers try applying to jobs for the first time in 30 years using their own advice, and see how quickly they have a mental breakdown?
— Tyler Mead (@Meadbymead) August 6, 2019
13. Oh wait, they are?
I didn’t realize this! Oh no!
Another baby boomer at work looked at the tattoo on my arm and said “you know those are permanent right” and i said no
— Deyoncé (@deelalz) August 31, 2018
These young whippersnappers just can’t catch a break, can they? Next time you’re around a person in this age demographic, go easy on them, okay?
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