If you don’t subscribe to the vegan lifestyle, I’d like to apologize because you may not absolutely LOVE these jokes.
But if you are a vegan, these posts will make you LOL.
Guaranteed.
1. Never?
people really out here saying “I’ve never tried vegan food before” acting like it’s a whole cuisine bitch you’ve never had a carrot? a noodle? a french fry maybe??
— ?????? ⓥ (@melaninveganx) December 15, 2018
2. I’m alive, aren’t I?
3. Bleach your eyeballs
4. Remember me?
5. Not slipping
6. Weeping
7. Gonna be a long day
8. What a deal!
if you think veganism is expensive wait till you see how much money you save after people stop inviting you out with them
— zahné (@theveganqueen) March 23, 2016
9. Get ready for this
10. That’s me!
11. This is delicious!
12. Health nuts
people will go on keto and deadass eat bacon every meal and sticks of butter for breakfast and no one says a word but when I say I'm vegan everyone I know is suddenly concerned that I'm malnourished
— Gina ?지나 (@vegankoko) July 16, 2019
13. Do the math
14. That was exhausting
15. Like a minefield
Vegan humor…gotta love it.