If you don’t subscribe to the vegan lifestyle, I’d like to apologize because you may not absolutely LOVE these jokes.
But if you are a vegan, these posts will make you LOL.
Guaranteed.
1. Never?
people really out here saying “I’ve never tried vegan food before” acting like it’s a whole cuisine bitch you’ve never had a carrot? a noodle? a french fry maybe??
— 𝒶𝓏𝒶𝓇𝒾𝒶 ⓥ (@melaninveganx) December 15, 2018
2. I’m alive, aren’t I?
3. Bleach your eyeballs
4. Remember me?
View this post on InstagramI can taste the plate of lettuce already. Follow @veganshumor 👋
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5. Not slipping
6. Weeping
View this post on InstagramAhh BBQ season, a vegans worst nightmare 😭😭😭
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7. Gonna be a long day
8. What a deal!
if you think veganism is expensive wait till you see how much money you save after people stop inviting you out with them
— zahné (@theveganqueen) March 23, 2016
9. Get ready for this
View this post on InstagramLmao how much time do you have??? 🌱🌱🌱
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10. That’s me!
11. This is delicious!
12. Health nuts
people will go on keto and deadass eat bacon every meal and sticks of butter for breakfast and no one says a word but when I say I'm vegan everyone I know is suddenly concerned that I'm malnourished
— Gina 🌸지나 (@vegankoko) July 16, 2019
13. Do the math
View this post on InstagramTag a vegan asshole👇🏽(Tagging yourself is acceptable)
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14. That was exhausting
View this post on Instagram“Hey! Did you know that ‘vegan’ is just Native American for bad hunter?” 🙄
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15. Like a minefield
View this post on InstagramShare your secrets on how to do so😁
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Vegan humor…gotta love it.