I feel like I am uniquely qualified to laugh at these jokes because I grew up in a large Catholic family and my uncle and my cousin are both priests. Also I have 30 first cousins.

And the list goes on and on…

But I still feel guilty for laughing…because Catholics feel guilty about everything!

So grab your rosary and get ready to get seriously offended. Because you know somebody will.

And away we go!

1. All that stuff

2. Leave room for Him

3. Sorry, Jesus

4. Always guilty

5. Thanks, Mom

6. I can’t breathe!

7. Filet-O-Fish for the win

8. I’ll squeeze in right here

9. Almost did it…

10. How did this happen?

11. Never mind

12. An awful feeling

13. Doh!

14. LOL

15. I swear I went!

16. HA

17. Metal!

18. Nothing unusual at all

19. Catholic workout

20. Ouch!

Time to go to confession…I’m sorry Father Murphy… please forgive me. I laughed at every single one of these and I am not ashamed in the least.

Alright, all guilt aside… we want to hear from you! Did you laugh out loud at any of these?

Let us know in the comments when you can. We’ll wait. We’ve got all day.

Please and thank you!