Every relationship has its ups and downs and marriages are no different. One of the best ways to get through the tough days is to laugh, and honestly, who doesn’t love a good laugh at their own predicament?

I mean, if you’re married you’ve got no one to blame but yourself, right?

So let’s dive into these 21 hilariously real tweets about life after ‘I do.’

20. I do not think these are the same character at all.

They are both green, however.

19. Be careful, now.

Wouldn’t want her to realize what you actually do all day.

18. You’ve gotta save the food first.

You can probably both agree on that.

17. They can be so embarrassing.

Even in the best/worst of the dream worlds.

16. Just wait until you try to hop into the shower with her.

She has plans for you, my friend.

15. Gotta keep up with Herb.

Anything less just won’t do.

14. Every single time.

They are not going in there.

13. You’ll get it sorted.

But you’d better apologize at the start just to be sure.

12. This is the kind of person I want.

They’ll always keep you on your toes.


11. Who leaves the Cool Ranch Doritos?

You might be living with a monster.

10. It’s not that we don’t care.

It’s just…we don’t care.

9. If this makes you snort…

You’re definitely the wife in this scenario.

8. Nobody said they were smart.

I sure hope he’s cute and helpful.

7. The second one doesn’t hit the way you wish it might.

I’m just letting you know right now.

6. You see, Your Honor…

That’s why I’m filing for divorce.

5. I bet your pardon, sir.

We have a very specific use for every pair!

4. Such a thoughtful gift.

Thank you for bringing me more work!

3. Guys think they’re so funny.

It’s all fun and games until someone gets suffocated with a pillow.

2. The patience, it wears thin.

But you don’t want to be rude.


1. It’s impossible to tell which of these is less likely to happen.

Neither is probably getting done, though.

Yup, pretty much par for the course as far as I’m concerned!

What’s the most unexpected part of being married as far as your experience? Let us know in the comments!