There’s nothing wrong with a raunchy joke every now and then, but wholesome jokes are always a safe bet. G-rated jokes are often seen as boring or not funny enough, but these Redditors have found family-friendly jokes that are always a hit!
They’ve shared these online, and maybe you can have these in your arsenal so you can make someone else laugh!
20. This Birthday Card
“I’ll never forget my dad’s face when I gave him his 50th birthday card , tears in his eyes as as he said to me ‘one would have done’.”
—deantay90
19. This Fishing One-Liner
“You know, there’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.”
—7788445511220011
18. Use This When Washing Your Car!
“A father was washing his car with his son and the son asked, ‘Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?'”
—REdd1212
17. What a Small Difference!
“What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One’s really heavy and the other’s a little lighter.”
—BlueMacaw
16. An Interesting Word Indeed
“During a funeral service, a gentleman approaches the grieving widow and says, ‘Excuse me, may I say a word?’
‘Yes, of course,’ she says.
The man gets up and says, ‘Plethora.’
‘Thank you’, the widow sobs. ‘That means a lot.'”
—BoredRedhead
15. But, Penguins Love Movies!
“One day, a police officer pulls a car over and sees the back seat is full of penguins.
The officer tells the driver ‘You can’t be doing this, you need to take these penguins to the zoo!’ The next day, the police officer pulls the same car over again, and says ‘Hey! I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!’
The driver says, ‘I did, and today I’m taking them to the movies!'”
—gritwoodser
14. This Natural Compliment
“Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.”
—Howard-Roark-
13. Puns Are Always a Safe Bet!
“Larry was an old piece of lasso who steps into a bar one day for a drink. the bartender looks at him suspiciously and says, ‘Hey, Pal, we don’t serve ropes here.’
Larry steps outside, ties himself into a clove hitch and unravels one of his ends into a feathery mess.
He goes back inside and in a low voice says, ‘Beer, please.’
Bartender says, ‘Hey. aren’t you that rope who was just in here?’ Larry replies, ‘No, I’m a frayed knot.'”
—Sparverius17
12. We Were Concerned For a Minute!
“A friend of mine is an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac.
He stays up all night long wondering if there’s a dog.”
—Eggsecutie
11. Careful With the Dwarves!
“Just got attacked by 6 dwarves.
Not Happy.”
—fakebrainns
10. Sad Event, Nonetheless
“Why did the old man fall into the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.”
—BluPrince
9. The Joke That Never Ends!
“What did the fish say when he swam into a brick wall?
Dam!
What did the fish’s son say when he ran into a brick wall?
Dam!
What did the fish’s grandson say when he swam into a brick wall?
Dam!
Keep it going until the person either says ‘I don’t know’ or ‘is this going to end?’
‘Well you should! It’s the same dam joke!'”
—Bazrum
8. Even Jokes Become Parents!
“When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it’s apparent.”
—captainspacetraveler
7. Interesting Protest!
“What do we want? LOW FLYING AIRPLANES!
When do we want them? NNNEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWW.”
—unsane
6. This Will Get a Chuckle Out of Anyone!
“A sandwich walks into a bar,the barman says, ‘Sorry,we don’t serve food in here.’
—MegaZombieMegaZombie
5. These Dad Jokes
“My Dad used to always say, ‘You should fight fire with fire!’ Which is probably why he got thrown out of the Fire Department.
OR
My Grandad always said, ‘Whenever one door closes another one opens.’ Lovely man but a terrible cabinet maker…”
—MickRourke
4. This Cute Octopi Joke!
“Did you hear the one about the octopi that got married?
They walked down the aisle arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.”
—JesusIsMyZoloft
3. A Cute Punny Joke Indeed!
“Q. What did they give the guy that invented the door knocker?
A. A No-bell prize.”
—Back2Bach
2. This Sounds Logical
“What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillipe Philoppe.”
—radiorentals
1. A Great Dad Joke!
“What’s a duck favorite snack?
Quackers.
I really like this one, not because it’s a pun, but because I’m stupid and think the word quackers is funny.
The joke could literally just be quackers and I’d laugh.”
As you can see, there are so many ways to make people laugh in a family-friendly way. Maybe these jokes can help you make a coworker or classroom laugh. After all, it’s best to save NSFW for the appropriate situation or for people who are comfortable listening to these.
Do you know any other wholesome jokes that can help you strike a light conversation? Share it with us!
Let’s have a nice, clean laugh together!
