The year is like, 70% over, so it seems like a good time for a roundup of our favorite tweets – and these 21 fit the bill with others, too, because their likes are out of control!
Read through and see whether or not your favorite viral posts have made the list!
21. Yes yes a philosophy major is a great idea.
You should totally go out with that guy again.
College was so fun because everyone was so supportive of whatever lie you were telling about yourself
— Gabi Shiner (@gabishiner) February 3, 2022
20. Gotta fill the page somehow.
If you think you could do better, go ahead.
writers love saying things like "he had a toothy grin" what is a toothy grin. just making shit up. "he walked feetily into the kitchen" that's how you sound
— jame (@kloogans) February 15, 2022
19. Well that man is a keeper.
Hang onto him like grim death.
the vibrator died while Brian and I were fucking and this mf said “and now it’s time for the acoustic set” ??
— show me sin (@suicidalslut420) February 6, 2022
18. It’s not going to work out.
We both know it.
if i ask you to take pics of me and you start tilting the camera just hand me my phone back
— shah (@shahfromthecity) February 23, 2022
17. She said the quiet part out loud.
I need to know what this order was.
Waitress said “wow” after I ordered
— Audrey Kaufman (@KaufmanAudrey) February 5, 2022
16. That’s an observation.
One that apparently resonated with thousands.
tomato’s ain’t hard enough.. BOOOO ???????????????
— Victory (@victttoryy) January 14, 2022
15. It begs the question.
It might not make it right but it could make it make sense.
“i was bullied by everyone in school” well were you being weird
— biker smooth (@biker_smooth) April 1, 2022
14. This made me snort.
I would love to be a fly on the wall.
“can you explain this gap on ur resume” it was then that Jesus carried me
— zach zimmerman (@zzdoublezz) January 9, 2022
13. Well that’s a bit cringe.
How could you not have noticed?
one time in college i was so mad a guy rejected me i updated my facebook status to "who even really cares" and it wasn't until a week later i realized i posted that on the anniversary of 9/11
— lexaprofessional (@queasy_f_bby) April 12, 2022
12. In a nutshell.
But also, I agree.
— Axe (@westernunion2k) January 9, 2022
11. Your therapist would probably approve.
If you’ve got a good one, I mean.
therapy is not enough. i need to fight my dad
— megan (@chismosavirus) April 7, 2022
10. A new classic.
It encapsulates our current experience so succinctly.
I asked the produce guy if I could try a grape and he said he wouldn’t care if I lit the store on fire with him in it
— alien skier (@clichedout) March 5, 2022
9. Found the New Yorker.
They aren’t really that hard to spot.
me at any house party: ?? how much is ur rent ?????
— shar (@sharloola) April 4, 2022
8. Kids are objectively awful.
Yes, Karen, even yours.
i get so annoyed whenever ppl call kids evil but then i remember when i was 8 and had recently seen mean girls for the first time, and i got yelled at by my mother so i wrote “slut” on a scrap of paper then left it on her bed for her to find. so ig i’ll let y’all have it
— tia (@cursedhive) February 10, 2022
7. Am I missing something?
I mean, is there a trick to using them?
if sea turtles tried paper straws they would understand
— lamps (@layumps) April 11, 2022
6. There is a long list of concerns.
I have to think this is one of them.
how do people live in LA? aren't you worried about running into james corden
— maddy (@mabbylmao) February 7, 2022
5. This is America after all.
Target and guns are part of our lifestyle.
The little red balls in front of Target came loose and started rolling towards me and my family. Luckily I had a gun
— pj (@pjayevans) April 11, 2022
4. They’re not very coordinated.
Also they wait until the last minute to do everything.
why do children drink like they’ve been fasting for 40 days and 40 nights?? gasping for air and everything
— Paige ? (@paigesarahxo) March 3, 2022
3. It is decidedly not.
That was way back in the aughts.
this can’t be the same USA Miley was partying in
— Johnny Ringo (@Coneycutt) July 7, 2022
2. Easier said than done I’m afraid.
That is how they get you.
Our system is shit. I’m 24 and only have two years left on my moms health insurance. Then, I have to find a new mother
— Hanna Ljungholm (@hannaljungholm) February 3, 2022
1. Some of us have never recovered.
That’s why we spend two hours a day dropping our kids off at school.
Running towards the bus before it left was one of the most embarrassing things ever
— ??????’?? (@OvOBrezzzy) February 9, 2022
I know the holidays provide great fodder for jokes, but topping these spring and summer gems is going to be tough!
Which one of these did you forward to a friend? Let us know in the comments!