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I don’t care what anyone says about social media – and Twitter in particular – but there’s an art to the perfect post.
You’ve got to have a good mix of humor, wit, timeliness, and social impact that’s not easy to concoct, but we think these 25 people have perfected the recipe.
At least, they did it once.
25. A great joke while it lasted.
Bless her heart.
my mom finally figured out what the grammys are pic.twitter.com/xMKnrrnXmy
— Hurt CoPain (@SaeedDiCaprio) April 4, 2022
24. It’s a little bit addictive.
At least, that’s what I hear.
https://twitter.com/gothcowboys/status/1533259248049672192?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1533259248049672192%7Ctwgr%5E2f98f66e2e3c70215f9f912057cc7aedb98f8d49%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fajanibazile%2Ftweets-over-100k-likes-2022
23. That is not how it works.
Unless you’re testing your smoke detectors, then it’s probably fine.
https://twitter.com/bigestaban/status/1510401144333520899?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1510401144333520899%7Ctwgr%5E2f98f66e2e3c70215f9f912057cc7aedb98f8d49%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fajanibazile%2Ftweets-over-100k-likes-2022
22. No one wants to see that.
Seriously, just keep it to yourself.
https://twitter.com/IcyJaime/status/1533120741629108224?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1533120741629108224%7Ctwgr%5E2f98f66e2e3c70215f9f912057cc7aedb98f8d49%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fajanibazile%2Ftweets-over-100k-likes-2022
21. Painfully accurate.
It’s honestly not usually that interesting though.
When you tryna sleep with the tv on & the tv get interesting pic.twitter.com/OyEKdrEC5a
— Tiny Senpai (@TinyTiniTine) March 20, 2022
20. That is a bold statement.
I guess you really didn’t like it huh.
If Don’t Look Up wins best screenplay I will personally go out of my way to contribute to global warming.
— Danielle ⛓️🗡️ (@danielleloucamp) March 21, 2022
19. They like the way it sounds.
I don’t blame them!
mfs in new york be like “i take the train to school” ight harry potter
— Spac𝑒 (@sadcrib) March 22, 2022
18. It’s a brave new world.
We’re all just trying to figure it out as we go.
posting on instagram stories is so fucking weird until you have a crush and then it becomes Your Life’s Work
— olivia (@aliengrl33) March 25, 2022
17. It’s best to stay informed.
Better safe than sorry and all that.
i check her phone everyday to make sure she not texting pete davidson
— kira 👾 (@kirawontmiss) February 22, 2022
16. We’re not buying it.
At least, we’re not buying it at a thrift store.
“I thrifted it” girl please tell me wtf the tag says
— hamdi (@xamdl4) June 3, 2022
15. Gold.
Time for a full-scale investigation.
im still tryna find out who her plug is pic.twitter.com/D8dTbithjf
— xander (@whosalex) January 7, 2022
14. It’s actually 10:30.
Which is, I agree, completely insane.
11am is an insane time for breakfast to stop being served. You want me to eat a McDouble at 11am??????
— 𝒦𝓎 (@justky1018) April 9, 2022
13. I was never here.
You didn’t see anything.
me when i open the google doc and my editor is in there making changes pic.twitter.com/Y9O4hXB1ju
— hannah chinn (@hannahlchinn) January 14, 2022
12. No way around it.
This totally cracked me up.
Too many of you were told as kids you'd make a great lawyer without realizing that adult was calling you a dick.
— Connor C. (@ConnorColson) June 7, 2022
11. Seems like a missed opportunity.
I’m just saying.
https://twitter.com/gl1zyglad1ator/status/1486410448320688131?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1486410448320688131%7Ctwgr%5E2f98f66e2e3c70215f9f912057cc7aedb98f8d49%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fajanibazile%2Ftweets-over-100k-likes-2022
10. I have no idea what’s happening here.
Do you suppose they do?
— 🕊️🍉 (@pinkpantherez) March 23, 2022
9. An opening in the market.
If you have a sworn enemy, get on it.
Why are all podcasts “two best friends” I want a podcast that’s Two sworn enemies. Just two bitches that absolutely hate each other
— manic pixie cheese curd, MPH (@tildawhirl) February 23, 2022
8. She remembered, too.
She’d probably make a better partner than your bf just saying.
Maybe i did audibly moan that one time when the coochie waxing lady put the warm wax on my bootyhole cuz now she always says “Ok heres your favorite part”. pic.twitter.com/zSFhgNM3b1
— auntie majic (@1800buddha) January 22, 2022
7. Truer words…
They’re just trying to show solidarity I guess.
lawyers be like "we will take the 40 years" BRO WHO IS WE???
— $𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ (@slvppy) January 26, 2022
6. That’s going in your chart.
No way to walk it back now.
Today my doctor said “you look extra pale, have you been feeling okay?” and I responded “this is just how I look in January” and she wrote that down.
— Kim Quindlen (@kimquindlen) January 26, 2022
5. Lazy equals no cooking.
Microwave popcorn or cheese and crackers.
I’m tired of people saying “here’s my go to lazy meal” and then they start chopping an onion
— #BlockNalediMashishi🍉 (@naledimashishi) February 17, 2022
4. Well that’s wild to think about.
It’s also 100% accurate.
We used to pay real money for ringtones and now if my phone makes a noise it ruins my day
— Dr. Jeff Computers (@JeffMyspace) February 18, 2022
3. Welp, might as well just stay awake.
-My brain.
"your alarm is set for 2 hours and 43 minutes from now" pic.twitter.com/Z7ys4uZIZZ
— Jhonny ⚹٭ (@JhonnyWhite69) March 5, 2022
2. It depends on your perspective.
He’s not lying, though.
https://twitter.com/CodeineFridge/status/1498812064772489216?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1498812064772489216%7Ctwgr%5E2f98f66e2e3c70215f9f912057cc7aedb98f8d49%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fajanibazile%2Ftweets-over-100k-likes-2022
1. So weird!
No, it’s not the sugar why would you say that?
*throws up after drinking 10 mimosas* omg random I hope I’m not pregnant
— big honkin caboose (@itsmegangraves) January 24, 2022
You never know what the perfect tweet is going to look like until you see it, right?
Which one of these was your favorite? Make sure to tell us in the comments!
