If you live in the suburbs, there’s a good chance your neighborhood or city has a neighborhood group on Facebook or apps like NextDoor.
They’re great for staying up to date on what’s going on, but they’re also rife with people arguing over nonsense and spewing political opinions no one asked for.
These 25 people definitely found themselves in deep, and they were so angry, that in-person drama just was not enough.
25. What is an adult potato?
That’s my first question, anyway.
Meanwhile, in Taylorsville, IL… pic.twitter.com/6w6EUzgoaQ
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) June 19, 2022
24. Nobody likes fireworks.
Just to be clear, here.
All the neighborhood Karens running to complain on the neighborhood Facebook group after hearing fireworks pic.twitter.com/7AxlwRosYz
— THE™ Jessi Davin (@jessithebuckeye) July 4, 2022
23. You know the difference.
Whether you want to admit it or not.
Every majority-white city neighborhood or close ring suburb has The Normal Facebook Group and The Racist Facebook Group
— Soren Spicknall (@SorenSpicknall) July 9, 2022
22. Seriously, is there anything more controversial?
Dogs, veterans, everyone is anti-fireworks!
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) July 5, 2022
21. First of all, that seems like a lot.
Second…man, that Liberian flag really trips people up.
"When neighbors start talking, good things happen." ? pic.twitter.com/pSZCTpyfzm
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) July 4, 2022
20. Someone is big mad.
They broke out alllll the fancy words.
My very angry Ted Talk to my Facebook neighborhood group. pic.twitter.com/hGBC5QlRSE
— Machine Pun Kelly ?? (@KellyScaletta) July 5, 2022
19. This cannot be real.
Someone please tell me this is a troll.
Nextdoor an unappreciated darkhorse against twitter and reddit for deranged shit like this https://t.co/keazf0T3b2
— Historical Flute Enthusiast (@schmendimite) June 29, 2022
18. There are no exceptions.
I assume y’all know what you did.
"When neighbors start talking, good things happen." ? pic.twitter.com/DkkLxXmXpP
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) July 5, 2022
17. They are coming…
Sounds rather ominous, don’t you think?
This man posts reminders like his almost daily. He is like the Paul Revere of Car break-ins from nextdoor
16. Hey, nice uterus drawing.
Those are some sidewalk chalk skills.
chalk slay ? hoping to piss off some of the idiots in my neighborhood facebook group pic.twitter.com/3MAoUBCw8d
— MILF DILF (@magnoliaadelle) July 1, 2022
15. Are you sure, though?
Maybe dreams can come true!
THIS ? IS ? NOT ? A ? DATING ? SITE ? pic.twitter.com/LjfaExGgvy
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) June 20, 2022
14. This is downright hilarious.
Some folks just can’t help it.
I need the people in the Altadena neighborhood facebook group I’m in to wake up, get online and start liking my comments so I win this comment war I’m in under a post shaming another neighbor. Guys I DO NOT LIVE IN ALTADENA I HAVEN’T EVEN HAD COFFEE PLEASE HELP.
— erin whitehead (@girlwithatail) July 10, 2022
13. I have so many questions.
I’m not sure I want answers to all of them, however.
i log into nextdoor just for posts like these pic.twitter.com/tqp4ujk9EL
— gatorsafterdark (@gatorsafterdark) June 24, 2022
12. It’s not that great of a burn.
Sort of a compliment, really.
I think I just murdered someone in the neighborhood Facebook group. pic.twitter.com/Gz17aiLJPU
— James Taylor (@MinusPeach) May 4, 2022
11. This is a lot to unpack.
I think it’s clear that someone is getting haunted, though.
10. People don’t want to think too hard.
Honestly, just let them have their delusions.
I got blocked from my neighborhood’s facebook group for this comment. ?? #CancelCulture pic.twitter.com/mujLJP0nOx
— RJ -expect typos. I dont proofread tweets (@rj175BURNER) July 4, 2022
9. Good luck with that crusade.
Are we sure the wife doesn’t like it, though?
8. Don’t mess with the Boomers.
They do know how to use Facebook, contrary to popular belief.
ok literally i think the senior citizens in my neighborhood bullied this girl off of nextdoor, her account seems to no longer exist
— amy (@arb) June 26, 2022
7. Awww, bless.
Hopefully they have a grandkid or two that can help them out.
6. Won’t somebody please think of the children??
Because the Boomers ain’t about it.
neighborhood facebook group wants to get a summer camp cancelled because it's going to shut down one block of parking spots ? ?
— framk (@laws_respecter) July 7, 2022
5. Everybody poops.
The wild animals do not care whether or not this is an affront.
My favorite neighborhood Facebook posts are when someone complains about poop on the hiking trails and posts pics as evidence, and someone replies “So that’s coyote poop. Many animals live in the woods.”
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) July 9, 2022
4. Well this is awkward.
At least someone had the courage to say it.
Babe you putting this on Nextdoor proves their point. pic.twitter.com/z67lBdSEqK
— Molly Knight (@molly_knight) June 8, 2022
3. People get very heated over bird identification.
Also cats killing birds.
Just a normal Sunday afternoon getting into fights in my neighborhood Facebook group pic.twitter.com/uuA6zAdHp2
— skELLENton z. (@naturalog) June 26, 2022
2. The president totally has a say over ding dong ditch!
You kids better watch out.
I was curious if Nextdoor was talking about the kids who dingdong ditched the neighborhood last night and Nextdoor Boomers are losing their utter shit that some kids *checks notes* rang the doorbell and ran away.
A real normal response. pic.twitter.com/gTq911g5ol
— Kikidoodle & Purrmaids & too many cats (@KikiDoodleTweet) June 16, 2022
1. Yes it is.
Though not the Muppet one.
shoutout to the guy on nextdoor who posted this image captioned only "Animal?" pic.twitter.com/OX4sV9Z6LR
— cait (@punished_cait) June 10, 2022
Y’all, this stuff is funny to laugh at as long as its not happening to you, but seriously, be safe out there.
Have you ever found yourself in a neighborly feud?
Tell us about it in the comments!