Millions of tweets go out into the universe every single day, and if we’re being honest, a lot of them are really funny – but not memorable.
With that kind of content running in front of our eyes every minute of every day it takes something special to stand out weeks down the line, and we think these 27 tweets definitely have staying power.
27. I felt this in my soul.
Five more minutes. No one is gonna say anything.
No job pays me enough to come back on time from lunch
— IT? (@itsindiastarr) June 30, 2022
26. None of us are ok.
So we’re totally not judging you. Much.
— ⋆ (@tristehomo) July 9, 2022
25. You never hear the normal stories.
Because they’re just going about their day.
u never hear ppl go “wow edibles give me the perfect high” it’s always “bro i’m fighting for my life make it stop”
— blair btw *_* (@blairbbrown) June 29, 2022
24. If you must, you must.
I mean, you definitely don’t want to be wasteful.
me smoking by myself: “Damn my turn again?” pic.twitter.com/tjwqipkz0d
— mada$y ? (@madasyyyy) July 7, 2022
23. You cannot argue with that logic.
That is not lawyer attire I’m sorry.
look at my lawyer dawg i’m going to jail https://t.co/I7ymwVlla9
— kath (@pradabIair) June 21, 2022
22. Bless his heart.
I wouldn’t even know what to say.
My bf told me he’s been using my skin stuff to start having a skin care routine. I asked him what did he use so far? He points to my OLAPLEX pic.twitter.com/UwQVbZoiMW
— mary poppers (@deelalz) July 1, 2022
21. Try not to swoon.
You can’t do it!
imagine she makes you a spotify playlist and it already has 8 likes
— l¡ko ? (@pradaliko) June 5, 2022
20. You have to wait for it.
Everyone knows that.
“This edible ain’t shit”
The edible: pic.twitter.com/Rsr2Vq3r8R
— Laena Velaryon (@auhvahntay) July 2, 2022
19. Someone is going to steal that.
Not a doubt in my mind.
Literaleigh is a beautiful name for a girl ❤️
— mel (@yourpalmel) June 30, 2022
18. Educate the olds.
Trust me, we’d rather be uncomfortable with you than the world.
my mom has been using ? to describe crying and when I told her to stop it, she made me tell her why and now it’s so quiet in here.
— Jeter Pennings (@dannopotamus) July 3, 2022
17. Just hand it over.
This GIF is good for so many things.
My friends: I can’t find this guy on social media.
— kim namjoon’s BM (@imcandacekay) July 5, 2022
16. A little bit of everything.
Like a curated shuffle.
me creating a playlist pic.twitter.com/bUHwpMWLmP
— empty rico (@dumbricardo) July 10, 2022
15. He’s a cat he gets what he wants.
I don’t make the rules.
me, garfield’s vet: feeding him WHAT
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) June 12, 2022
14. It seems to be working.
So it’s probably not going to change any time soon.
Johnny Bravo aint even have a plot.. just everyday “where da hoes at”
— Frank Jordon ? (@Frankiexii) May 19, 2022
13. Now how are you going to cook dinner?
Is he paying for the pizza?
Called my landlord bc I smelled gas and he came over and turned my stovetop burner off
— connor Wood (@fibulaa) March 3, 2022
12. Seriously where do they get that?
It’s not from a mountain stream.
Dasani water taste like it’s been sitting in a water gun
— hello (@nobanditanymore) May 22, 2022
11. It’s worth the extra effort.
Don’t let them convince you otherwise.
That unsubscribe button mad small in them emails but rest assured IMMA FIND IT pic.twitter.com/az9ENyZYr4
— Order #97 (@goodeintentions) June 27, 2022
10. Don’t look inside.
Not if you want to continue to respect me.
what the inside of my AirPods case looks like is between me and God
— kaleb (@kalubstudman) July 5, 2022
9. They deserve their own identity.
Just my two cents, of course.
i realize this is a hot take but naming a baby after yourself is one of the most insane things you can do and i’m tired of pretending it’s not
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) June 1, 2022
8. The main boy has long hair.
We’re all just out here trying to be like Jesus but not like his hair.
catholic school be like "no long hair for boys" meanwhile there is a picture of a boy with long hair for boys in every classroom. And hes like the main boy
— holly, limbus obliterator (@plantjoys) March 20, 2022
7. You both know they’re lying.
They just don’t want to take them again.
Someone who just took the worst photos of you you’ve ever seen :
“this one is cute”’
— Mel Reneé (@MelReneeStyles) June 18, 2022
6. Enjoy every last bite.
Because that stuff is delicious.
You’re never going to own a house, order the avocado toast
— Iris✨ (@Jest_Iris) July 5, 2022
5. This made me laugh.
It’s so unexpected!
i love seeing goths in normal situations like wyd at the dentist girl!
— ༺☆༻ (@atlanticans) June 16, 2022
4. We can disperse with the niceties.
You’re among friends.
My friends: I’m not a hater but-
Me: don’t worry. I am . pic.twitter.com/Q9GWXr2L3v
— daytona roadstar (@traderjonin) June 30, 2022
3. I just snorted.
So sexy in the moment.
*changing sex positions* now let’s do a silly one
— weez ? (@oattmilkwhor3) June 30, 2022
2. I mean how dare.
After all Red Bull has done for you.
red bull when you confuse it for the other energy drink: pic.twitter.com/nl1vyWjqCx
— . (@ungodlywanda) June 30, 2022
1. There’s immediate regret.
Or just impatience if you’re waiting on your own fajitas.
When I hear them fajitas sizzling at the next table pic.twitter.com/MCblzRbVmd
— Issa Oh Bitch (@CoochCakes) June 15, 2022
See what I mean? You won’t forget these any time soon!
Which one did you forward to a friend? Let us know in the comments!