If you need a good laugh, and who doesn’t, Ryan Reynolds is your man.
The actor and comedian has a hilarious take on his life as father to three daughters and he doesn’t mind sharing his unfiltered thoughts on his favorite platform Twitter.
To that end, we bring you 9 of his funniest tweets on being a dad.
1. Traveling with a baby in tow is one of his dad challenges.
No matter which kids book I read to my screaming baby on an airplane, the moral of the story is always something about a vasectomy.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 7, 2016
2. He likes to talk about all the veggies his kids love to eat.
It's important kids eat 5 servings of vegetables daily. Even if childhood is just a dress-rehearsal for extraordinary adult suffering.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 29, 2016
3. He acknowledges he can’t let his kids watch all of his movies.
No. Put on Spider-Man (from 2002) and tell him it’s Deadpool. It’s what I do with my kids. Remember to look him straight in the eye when you lie. Good luck. 🕷 https://t.co/FbDhj69a7x
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) September 12, 2019
4. He doesn’t like when the kids want to surprise him.
My kids tried to surprise me for my birthday this morning. I totally heard them coming and snuck out to start a new life somewhere else.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) October 23, 2017
5. He’s there for the mother of his children…eating gummy bears and scratching himself.
Being a Dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy-bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word hero.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 18, 2017
6. He’d do anything for his kids…well a few things.
I'd walk through fire for my daughter. Well not FIRE, because it's dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) September 11, 2015
7. He doesn’t like Paw Patrol.
I can‘t tell if my daughter’s smashing plates all over the kitchen floor or singing the theme song to Paw Patrol.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) December 27, 2018
8. His glass is half-full.
Happy birthday to my baby girl! Sad I lost my virginity. But thankful I have a daughter.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) December 16, 2015
9. He’s never afraid to be the first in the family to try something fun.
Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) January 30, 2017
10. Yeah, I’ve seen these and they really are bad.
My daughter's only 6 months old and already drawing. I'd hang it on the fridge but honestly, it's absolute garbage.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 19, 2015
11. Play adult games. Pay adult prices.
Totally caved and tossed my daughter the keys to the car. She looked really happy as they bounced off her tiny infant face.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 12, 2016
12. Who’s winning at parenting? Ryan Reynolds is!
I can‘t tell if my daughter’s smashing plates all over the kitchen floor or singing the theme song to Paw Patrol.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) December 27, 2018
As the saying goes, anyone can be a father…apparently? Kidding! We’re sure Reynolds makes a good, if not inappropriate, dad, providing for his children just like the state mandates.
And, we’re sure the girls will grow up normal and appreciative of their old man. Hey, therapy can work miracles. Hang in there, kids!
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Thanks fam!
