Do you feel like you’re working your damn fingers to the bone without much to show for it? Join the club, folks.
Being an adult is tough stuff and those bills aren’t going to pay themselves, you know?
So take a little break, enjoy these funny tweets…AND THEN GET BACK TO WORK!
1. They all do.
https://twitter.com/ephrun__/status/1080711611294265344
2. It’ll never happen again.
Please quit telling me to “keep up the good work” the good work was an accident and impossible to replicate
— sweatpants cher🔸 (@House_Feminist) October 26, 2017
3. Typical office conversation.
I really “damn that’s crazy” my coworker to death all day..even throw in a “wow are you serious?” To spice it up
— Babatunde Voss (@Moe_Gali) August 16, 2018
4. What’s the point, really?
there's a new guy at work starting called Wayne Bruce and I said "ah, my old nemesis ManBat" and nobody got it honestly i am wasted here
— Amy (@amymarkscouk) April 1, 2019
5. Just ignore it.
I have a phone interview today and someone told me to “just be myself” so I’m not going to answer the call
— Caitlin (@caithuls) December 18, 2019
6. Thanks for ruining our good time.
Our boss just banned overly specific nicknames and the whole office is staring at Rat Snitch Brian The Good Time Ruiner.
— ceej (@ceejoyner) January 12, 2015
7. Please don’t be mad at me.
Me trying to ask someone for a favor: Hey could you help me with this thing? Absolutely no pressure though. Totally ok if you can’t. If you’d rather run me over with a car that’s cool. Are you mad at me?
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) April 4, 2018
8. Skip right over it.
when big Sean said “fuck a vacay i feel better at work” i don’t sing that part.
— flacko (@MozzeyFlaco) October 1, 2019
9. HELP ME.
if you ask a coworker “how are you” and they say “well, im here” that loosely translates to “i need you to push me off the roof. we can make it look like an accident. if i die, im finally free. if i live, we’ll sue this place and split the money. please for the love of god help m
— search Keefler on spotify (@Keefler_Elf) October 14, 2019
10. Vanish into thin air.
https://twitter.com/mindykaling/status/522967337621000192?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Falliehayes%2Fcoworker-employee-jokes-tweets
11. Not really catching on, are they?
https://twitter.com/MichaelKaliman/status/1185977721140252672?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Falliehayes%2Fcoworker-employee-jokes-tweets
12. Just a little tweak.
https://twitter.com/pinupteacher/status/583812116764823552?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Falliehayes%2Fcoworker-employee-jokes-tweets
13. That was hot.
The sexiest fantasy in 50 Shades Of Grey is the bit where she gets a job in journalism without having to do years of unpaid work experience.
— Periwinkle Jones (@peachesanscream) February 16, 2015
Okay, back to the grind! All of you!
You’re allowed to laugh again later on after your shift is over and you are in the privacy of your own home.
Before you do that though, tell us how your job’s going! No, for real! We want to know!
