Howdy, folks!
Guess what time it is?!?!
It’s tweeting time! Yet again!
And today we got a great set of tweets that you’re gonna fall in love with!
And you’re going to laugh, of course.
So what do you say, are you ready to get this show on the road?
Let’s get started right now!
1. You look pretty comfortable to me.
Go ahead and take up the whole bed!
https://twitter.com/wtfjummy/status/1437432854779154433?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1437432854779154433%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Fnews%2Fnews%2F17-funny-tweets-give-laugh-today-3754697%2F
2. I feel this tweet deep down in my soul.
Lights out for you!
https://twitter.com/Hoelyyfeels/status/1437403138927988745?s=20
3. I don’t think you’re alone on this one.
QuikTrip for the win!
does anyone else have a favorite gas station or do i just form attachments to everything
— mak (@makaylaedwardss) September 12, 2021
4. I think you nailed it.
Doesn’t sound like a whole lot of fun, honestly…
The Met Gala feels like Comic Con for people who could get you fired for making eye contact
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) September 13, 2021
5. Yeah, where does that belief come from?
If you go back and actually examine the evidence…
‘boys are less drama’ literally every historical war was started by men
— ・:*☆ asha :・゚★ (@girlmeetcouture) September 13, 2021
6. Hey, there’s nothing wrong with that.
Some people just like to mix it up!
I don't have a five year plan because every two years i realize I need a different life
— Queen Kitten 👑 (@ElaniKitten) September 12, 2021
7. Those string lights are really something else.
And who needs a career, anyway?
20s life goals: a career
30s life goals: string lights
— Kimberly 🧜🏻♀️ Dinaro💲 (@KimberlyDinaro) September 14, 2021
8. These are all really good reasons.
You seem really smart!
https://twitter.com/joeyalison/status/1437184931776524291?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1437184931776524291%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Fnews%2Fnews%2F17-funny-tweets-give-laugh-today-3754697%2F
9. And how did he react to that?
I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall during this conversation.
Me to my fiancé the night before our wedding: “we still on for tomorrow?”
— 🦉 (@holdupbae) September 13, 2021
10. That’s what I like to call “turning the tables.”
You did a good thing here.
https://twitter.com/Nothavingit/status/1437437116766588932?s=20
11. Looks like we can’t go out to dinner.
Just use it as an excuse to cancel everything. I do.
https://twitter.com/wmibaby/status/1437410908821671939?s=20
12. Definitely not the walk of shame.
It’s actually quite comforting.
Me at 2am walking to my bed after falling asleep on the couch.. pic.twitter.com/l5fX9iIlKu
— haydeebaby.✨ (@haydeebabyy) September 14, 2021
Okay, friends, now we want to hear from you.
In the comments, share some more hilarious tweets with us.
We can’t wait to see what you come up with!