What do we have here…?
It looks like it’s some more funny tweets about the blessed institution of marriage.
You know it, you’re all wrapped up in it, and you love it…most of the time…
Hey, if you can’t laugh at this situation, then what can you laugh at, right?
Enjoy these funny tweets about being hitched…we think they’ll look pretty familiar to you.
1. He just won’t shut up about it…
She already knows the ins and outs of his whole team.
I’m pretty sure the marriage vows didn’t say “I promise to listen to you talk about fantasy football,” and yet my husband soldiers on.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) September 15, 2021
2. They never have to know.
This is your special thing!
I bet camping was invented by two guys who wanted to have a sleepover but were afraid their wives would make fun of them
— Average Dad (@Average_Dad1) May 25, 2020
3. This is a solid plan.
You don’t want to go anywhere near that discussion.
I always save some vacuuming for when my mother-in-law has already arrived, somehow it doesn’t count unless she actually sees me doing it
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) September 6, 2021
4. You can’t win this one so don’t even try.
Just keep your mouth shut and do what you’re told!
My wife: Stop eating with that annoying spoon clanking noise!
Also my wife: Should I order the large or jumbo woodstock wind chimes
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) August 25, 2021
5. You got a drama queen on your hands.
I learned it from watching you!
My 3-year-old stubbed his toe and then cried and screamed I’M DYING,” so I silently looked at my husband and he sighed and said, “I know. He got that from me.”
— Kiss my Fat Ash🍑 (@Tobi_Is_Fab) September 7, 2021
6. Uh oh…don’t say the wrong thing.
This has the potential to get very ugly.
When my wife says "Guess what today is." pic.twitter.com/lZdYpaqRAu
— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) September 8, 2021
7. Let’s just see how it plays out.
Well, that’s nice of you!
I told my husband if he ever leaves me I’m going to be super mad but I will consider writing him a letter of recommendation for his next marriage.
— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) September 8, 2021
8. They always seem to come around.
Also, what show is this…?
My husband, 10 years ago: “Why do you watch this trash TV? I’m never going to.”
My husband now: “Did those two go to the Boom-Boom Room yet?”
— Ramblin Mama (@ramblinma) September 2, 2021
9. That’s so nice of you!
What a lucky gal she is!
Sometimes, as a little treat for my wife, I turn the volume down to 90% when I watch a video on my phone.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) September 16, 2021
10. She’s gonna say this no matter what…
Even when your time is almost up.
Husband: *on his deathbed*
Me: So…you’re on the remote.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) September 14, 2021
11. This one is all on you!
It sounds like a really fun game to play.
*My husband and I arguing over who our daughter takes after when she does something weird.
— MummyCocktail (@MommyCocktail) January 1, 2021
12. You better not leave it there for too long.
You’re gonna need that arm in the morning!
I’m just a guy spooning his wife wondering how long his arm can be numb before it’s a medical emergency.
— Jon’s ≈ The Mind of a Dad (@TheMindOfADad) July 28, 2021
Has your significant other been driving you nuts lately?
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