I’ve said it before and its’ time to say it again: we’re gonna turn that frown UPSIDE DOWN right now!
How will we accomplish this important task?
Let me break it down for you: we picked out some hilarious tweets and you’re going to look at them and then laugh at them.
It’s really as simple as that!
What else could you ask for?
Get started right this second! Enjoy!
1. That really turned her on.
Do you offer seminars on how to pick up women?
sorry i'm late shawty i turned the shower on and started chomping at the water like a dog
— sapphic white boy (@bog_chaser) October 6, 2021
2. This is a pretty brilliant idea.
I’m all in on this one!
If I were a Jurassic Park scientist I would also make a chicken that’s all wings and thighs just for the restaurant part.
— Noah Garfinkel (@NoahGarfinkel) October 7, 2021
3. How many of these have you heard?
Number 499 sounds pretty amazing.
https://twitter.com/blainecapatch/status/1446148140264923141
4. This is really classy.
What is wrong with people? Seriously…
A lot of people making fun of this but it’s nice to see a celebrity couple that gives two shits about each other https://t.co/tZWWhU893X
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) October 5, 2021
5. This is what I like to call a “power move”.
Show that machine who’s in charge!
Turning off the microwave at :01 so it doesn’t beep pic.twitter.com/kG3SkTU04Q
— Ben Yahr (@benyahr) October 22, 2021
6. This drives me crazy.
Have you had this happen before?
Enter password
Wrong
Wrong
WrongReset password
New password can't be old password pic.twitter.com/3qmvi72zzC
— 𝕁𝕒𝕪 (@pizzaslutjay) October 22, 2021
7. These are just flat-out creepy.
Total nightmare fuel.
Not the Roahl Dahl steppers https://t.co/YTaJ0S2VZ6
— THE KYLE SMITH (@JadeanAria) October 18, 2021
8. That joke backfired in spectacular fashion.
Did you learn a lesson today, or not?
I’m on a zoom call and two of my black colleagues have the same surname. My white colleague thought it was amusing to ask “oh are you two related? Haha” until one of them said “nah but our ancestors probably worked the same plantation” and now everyone is sitting in silence. 🥲 pic.twitter.com/vjFmHtP1yM
— Ri 🦋🇯🇲 (@cardi_ree) October 19, 2021
9. As someone who also grew up in a big family, I think you’re right.
It was survival of the fittest.
Squid Game is a lot like growing up with 5 siblings, except the winner got to pick what was on TV that night.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) October 6, 2021
10. Things are really getting weird out there.
And I don’t like it!
Welcome to the future! TV shows are 13-hour movies, movies are 2-hour computer-generated cartoons, and cartoons are for adults for some reason. Enjoy!
— Dan Wilbur (@DanWilbur) October 7, 2021
11. I think I’m about to get canceled.
This is not good, people…
https://twitter.com/jaynooch/status/1446085652454457349
12. You might want to go talk to someone.
Just a friendly suggestion…
Ok Gmail knows me too well when my auto reply options are “Aw man I’d love to but I’d rather kill myself with a big rock!” And “yer email found me masturbating, which is not well”
— &y S&ford (@AndySandford) October 7, 2021
Now we wanna hear from you.
Share some funny tweets with us in the comments that you think will make us LOL.
We also like memes, jokes, and photos!
Thanks a million!
