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1. I’d like some examples, please…
I’m still waiting…
my toxic trait is overthinking things that nobody else even cares about anymore
— Naître D ☕️ 🧙♂️ (@perlhack) September 30, 2021
2. Makes a lot of sense to me.
It just keeps piling up!
The older I get the more I understand movie characters who gradually lose their shit and become villains.
— Blue Berrymore (@BerrymoreBlue) May 5, 2021
3. That is really not a good idea.
Hey, I’m just being honest here…
I never truly know how awful some people’s judgment is until they start asking me for advice.
— Mike (@Parentpains) October 1, 2021
4. You never know unless you try, right?
I see you DID NOT attend medical school…
I’ll send my resume anywhere idc anymore. I just applied to be a doctor
— honest jabe (@jaynooch) September 30, 2021
5. Don’t make any rash decisions, think it over…
Those plants have done NOTHING to you!
Me: I’m switching to a plant based diet
House plants: *look at each other nervously*
— cookie mumbles (@cookie_mumbles) October 1, 2021
6. I’m right there with you!
Where you gonna do it? I’m heading to the bathtub.
please congratulate me on my new position! it is the fetal position, i will be in it for awhile
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) May 11, 2017
7. Hey, at least you’re being honest.
Just live your best life, okay?
I'm a VIP anywhere we go
*Very Immature Person
— Turkey Bae-ster (@Mom_Overboard) October 1, 2021
8. Just didn’t happen today.
Better luck tomorrow!
I was going to get up early and exercise, but I was way too busy sleeping.
— Stacey (@skittle624) September 28, 2021
9. I bet someone out there is…
And we tips our hats to them!
Guess who’s totally kicking ass and handling their shit this morning? Not me but I’m sure someone is
— Ham On Why/ Dead Society Poet (@ham_why) September 30, 2021
10. I’ll get back to you.
I don’t know when, so don’t hold your breath.
Sorry I didn’t answer the phone when you called. My dog was on my lap and we needed some together time.
— Darla (@ddsmidt) September 24, 2021
11. This tweet really speaks to me.
I’m barely hanging on by a thread!
Just about everyone I know is a snack getting stuck in a vending machine away from total collapse
— Meredith Ireland (@MeredithIreland) September 30, 2021
12. I’m gonna let you take over.
This makes a lot of sense to me…
When I get hugged, I just go limp and let the other person do the work
— donni saphire (@donni) October 1, 2021
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