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There are tons and tons of people out there tweeting every single day, and while not all of them are trying to be funny, I think a good portion of them probably are.

How many succeed? Probably quite a few get at least a chuckle, but that’s not what we’re going for today – we’re going for funny enough to make a list.

We think these 10 make the cut, but take a scroll and see what you think!

1. I don’t blame her.

Just on principle. She’s probably right.

2. I’m pretty sure someone is.

What else could it be?

https://twitter.com/StephenAtHome/status/1463330470209413125?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1463330470209413125%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Fnews%2Fnews%2F21-funny-tweets-to-give-you-a-laugh-today-3755387%2F

3. The nefarious plan all along.

I’ll have to take this under advisement.

4. I never thought of it like that.

I have to agree now that this is an excellent phrase.

https://twitter.com/ginnyhogan_/status/1463131194527297539?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1463131194527297539%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Fnews%2Fnews%2F21-funny-tweets-to-give-you-a-laugh-today-3755387%2F

5. Good luck with that.

Most people just aren’t all that into touching.

6. I’ve never seen a more apt description.

And I’m honestly not sure I can ever look at it the same way.

7. Glad to know I’m not alone.

There are more of us!

https://twitter.com/glo_bamba/status/1462815516452691970?s=20

8. We’re sorry to have to tell you…

But actually we see the inside of you more than the outside.

9. See something, say something.

It applies to just so many situations.

10. Maybe a little bit of ham or turkey.

Maybe.

I mean, these are pretty good. Right? Better than I could do, anyway.

What about you? Do these stack up? Let us know what you think in the comments!