If you’re in the mood for some serious laughter, well what can I say…
You’ve come to the right place!
So kick your feet up, push all your work onto the floor, and enjoy some hilarious tweets.
Hey, you deserve it!
1. I’d say about 40.
That’s a good bet.
At what age can you visit home without getting in trouble, because it’s not 29.
— Hanna Dickinson (@hansdickie) March 9, 2022
2. She nailed it!
This should be her job.
My grandma’s review of Batman: it was “very loud” but “Batman managed a lot of things”
— ???? ❤️??? (@kiwehhh) March 9, 2022
3. Thanks a lot…
On second thought…
my bf was like “sometimes you act like sherlock holmes but without the genius. like you’re always making weird observations but they’re inaccurate.”
— dana bad (@baddanadanabad) March 7, 2022
4. Never thought about that.
Makes sense though…
College tours are weird. Like why are they walking through the library watching me fight for my life
— TuckKnees (@itstennis_) March 7, 2022
5. Seriously, tell us what to do!
Get it straight!
Hollywood can’t decide whether 30 is when life ends or high school begins
— Rachel McCartney (@RachelMComedy) March 7, 2022
6. They definitely don’t like it.
So why bother?
one thing i’ve learned about communicating better is people hate it
— i can be your long lost pal (@PallaviGunalan) March 9, 2022
7. Thrown off course.
We hope you found it!
I realized I was missing an airpod on the way home so I started retracing my steps looking for it and let me tell you there are more single cloves of garlic laying around the streets of Brooklyn than you might think
— G. L. DiVittorio (@gldivittorio) March 8, 2022
8. There’s no escape.
Good luck out there, friends…
When gas was $1.65 I used to drive around to “clear my mind” .. now!? These thoughts living with me.
— Diane (@dianenotdiana) March 8, 2022
9. Not gonna happen.
Just being honest.
sorry i didn’t respond to your email! i did not want to
— rax ‘skifree monster fetishist’ king (@RaxKingIsDead) March 10, 2022
10. How does this work?
I’m still waiting!
“you were searched 43 times on Linkedin this week” ok so where’s my job
— Sahana Srinivasan (@sahana_srini) March 7, 2022
11. Now what?
Do I use it?
there’s something so vulnerable about walking into someone’s bathroom and encountering their squatty potty
— Sydney Battle (@SydneyBattle) March 6, 2022
Have you seen any funny tweets lately that you really loved?
Share some good ones with us in the comments.
Thanks a million!
