There is little that I love more than a social media war between two company accounts. It’s funny, it’s relatable, and it makes me want to high-five the people behind the Twitter account.
It’s just as much fun when it happens in real life, although some people might think this sign battle between a Missouri McDonald’s and Dairy Queen has gone too far.
It all started when this Marshfield, MO McDonald’s challenged its neighboring Dairy Queen to a sign war.

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Dairy Queen replied that they would love to play, but they’re too busy making ice cream (which could have been a jab at McDonald’s for their always-out-of-service machines?).

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To which McDonald’s replied “wow, salty, like our world famous fries” and really, no one can argue with that.

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At which point Arvest Bank jumped in…

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Dairy Queen told them to chill (heh).

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McDonald’s really doesn’t want to go there when it comes to ice cream I don’t think.

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Which Dairy Queen was quick to point out.

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And the bank offered to loan McDonald’s money to fix their ice cream machine.

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Then these harsh words were exchanged.

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And McDonald’s had to go and bring Sonic in without good reason.

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Wendy’s wants to know how long it takes McDonald’s to thaw their frozen beef – ouch.

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No word on whose turn it is or what’s going to be said next, but you know the internet will be here for it.
At least, those of us with a good sense of humor will be.