If you’ve been in an Uber, and I’m assuming most of you have at this point, then you know those rides can be any combination of weird, funny, ridiculous, experiences. Some of them are quite memorable, some are annoying, and some are downright bizarre.
I have a feeling that these tweets about Uber rides will look familiar…
1. I’m over here!
My Uber driving right past me to wait 6 blocks away pic.twitter.com/LQn6EeVNaF
— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) November 24, 2019
2. Now it’s time to figure out what a Civic looks like…
Uber: “I’m in a blue Honda Civic.”
Me: “ok”
Me to me: “ok, we know what blue is”
— ??? ☭ (@KentingtonClark) March 23, 2019
3. Do I look okay?
Uber driver: "Are you okay?"
Me at 5 am: pic.twitter.com/brE5FMcGxd
— Dak (Retired) (@RidiculousDak) February 19, 2019
4. Sounds like a plan.
yooo everyone wanna act rich until it’s time to call the Uber
— cherryemoji (@MaraWeinstein) September 9, 2019
5. A real chatterbox.
me sober in an uber:
me drunk in an uber: ya but you see, their parents never catch them. the sister is always trying to tell on them. but they never get caught. it’s insane. and theres a fucking platypus. yeah its called phineas and ferb dude you seriously have to check it out
— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) December 7, 2017
6. Silence is golden.
Uber driver: ………..
Me: ……….
Uber driver: ……….
Me: 5 stars.
— Mohanad Elshieky (@MohanadElshieky) August 6, 2017
7. Drink everything in sight.
when your friend says they called the Uber and you have 4 min to get the drunkest you’ve ever been pic.twitter.com/MFsnSeY0Vc
— dj thirty elbows (@CassandraTrill) December 9, 2018
8. What’s going on here?
gps: keep straight
uber driver: *makes left*
me in the backseat: pic.twitter.com/0whzlE2BsY
— 1867 (@Thatsnas) April 16, 2019
9. That’s me in the middle of the road.
Uber driver: “I’m close, where are you?”
Me: “oh I see you”
Uber Driver: “Are you the guy in the middle of the road?”
Me: “yeah floor it”
— ? (@prettyboyryan_) February 6, 2019
10. I’m sure the driver is thrilled.
my Uber driver:
me drunk in the backseat: pic.twitter.com/l8yjaxtfcv
— Frank Costa (@feistyfrank) March 30, 2019
11. I’ve definitely done this before.
me outside of a random persons car thinking it’s my uber because i don’t know what a white honda accord looks like pic.twitter.com/lPwJM4dE5d
— diante (@cumrascal) October 1, 2018
12. Completely lost.
Me looking for my Uber because I don’t know what a Toyota Corolla looks like pic.twitter.com/2TryQjmrPK
— ALBSWORLD✨✨ (@albcakes) July 18, 2018
13. I see what you did there!
emos don’t get an uber they get a death cab for cutie
— maeve ⋆ (@shutupmaeve) June 20, 2019
14. Come on, all the way in…
Trying to get your drunk friend into an Uber pic.twitter.com/vNYaYbVocW
— Rup Walker (@rupinjapan) March 17, 2019
15. It’s even worse if you’ve been drinking…
me at family party: why is everyone asking me personal questions
me in an uber: and that Laurence might be where my issues with commitment come from, so anyway do you believe in god?
— Heather (@heath_medwards) November 22, 2017
Have you had any strange or especially eventful Uber rides lately?
If so, tell us about it in the comments!
