Okay, my friends (and probably a few enemies…let’s be honest), we’re here today to bring you some hilarious tweets that were almost 100% certain will make you laugh and will bring a big smile to your face.
Twitter can be intimidating, so it’s important for YOU to rely on US to sort through everything and only deliver the good stuff.
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Here are 13 more hilarious tweets for your enjoyment.
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1. Hahahaha. Very funny.
And he has the original pressing on vinyl.
HIPSTER COP: *into radio* "We've got a 13-88 in progress…it's a pretty rare crime, you probably wouldn't know it"
— Steven W Skinner (@SkinnerSteven) March 28, 2015
2. I’ve thought about this many times…
Something for everyone to ponder.
Have we considered that millennials might be so lazy because their generation doesn't have a hit song about taking care of business?
— jordan (@jordan_stratton) January 14, 2016
3. That’s against the rules.
So don’t ever do it again!
ME: [licking lips in anticipation] I'm nervous. I've never done a bungee jump before.
INSTRUCTOR: don't lick my lips again.— Paul (@FrenulumBreve) August 19, 2015
4. Not that kind of attack.
Now look what you did!
Karate instructor: Come at me with an attack and I will defend it.
Me: You are stupid.
Instructor: *holding back tears* I meant physically
— ste(ph)en (@stephenjmolloy) February 5, 2017
5. Kinda morbid when you think about it.
But let’s play anyway! With children!
Hangman is a great game to teach kids that if they don't learn how to spell, they could be put to death.
— Amish Super Model 🇺🇦 (@AmishSuperModel) June 4, 2015
6. A great point.
They probably don’t even notice. This is a big problem.
How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it? Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
— Kendra Gaylord (@kendragaylord) April 27, 2016
7. They made a choice.
But was it the right choice…?
birds can make their homes in tall treetops and soar at great heights and pigeons are like no thank you i will commute by foot to home depot
— tara shoe (@tarashoe) July 13, 2015
8. Kind of backfired on the bartender…
But you learned something new!
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face and he says it's so when I'm eating prairie grasses I can see predators
— Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ (@Bob_Janke) June 11, 2014
9. Kinda sick of that one.
You need to come up with some new material.
https://twitter.com/abbycohenwl/status/581491220846804992
10. You got the gist of it.
No need to actually go out into the woods.
https://twitter.com/bourgeoisalien/status/631541477156388864
11. Time to get rid of that thing.
Once and for all!
My wife asked why I carried a gun around the house. I told her:fear of CIA. She Laughed, I laughed, the Amazon Echo Laughed. I shot the Echo
— Ron Futrell (@RonFutrell) March 7, 2017
12. You sound a little…paranoid.
Just being honest with you…
“Welcome to subway how can I-“
Me: (punches the counter) WHY DOES THE KOOL AID MAN CARRY A SMALLER PITCHER OF KOOL AID
“Sir,”
Me: IS IT HIS PISS
— jason giambiance (@hippieswordfish) April 28, 2020
13. Hammer fist.
The sharks better be careful out there this summer.
Two Ways Sharks Can Die:
1. if they stop swimming
2. if they start swimming (into my fists)— ♥mark magark♥ (@markedly) January 3, 2017
Funny, funny, funny!
What else can you really say???
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