We got the good stuff for you and I know you’ve been on the lookout for it…No, I’m not talking about any kind of illegal substances! I’m talking about funny tweets!
They’re gonna make you laugh, you’ll share them with your friends and then you can all laugh together…everybody wins! I mean, what’s not to like?
But you have to be careful so you don’t do too much at once and that’s why we’re only giving you a taste…13 funny tweets, to be exact.
So hold on tight and get on the laughter train! Let’s take a look!
1. Are you done yet?
You’re making the rest of us look bad!
I don’t get it when I see skinny people running….. aren’t you done???
— J*ckie (@jackies_backie) September 27, 2020
2. I am all about this.
And I think I’ll start today.
what if we pronounced aristotle like chipotle
— Alex (@alexgmurd) September 26, 2020
3. We get it…
Hey, they know what’s going on.
My screen time report this week just said “no it’s cool we get it”
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) October 4, 2020
4. Come on, Frankie!
You can do it!
The pope, psyching himself in the mirror every morning: OK, Frankie, just remember, it’s a VatiCAN not a VatiCAN’T
— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) September 28, 2020
5. Yeah, pretty much.
They better make a season about 2020.
American Horror Story: America
— Raquel Willis (@RaquelWillis_) September 30, 2020
6. Some good advice.
I don't know if anyone else gets anxious about phone calls but a little tip I've learned is: if there is a phone call that I don't want to make, before I start dialing the number, I carefully hold the phone in my hand & toss it gently into a lake. I hope this advice helps others.
— Roxi Horror ?? (@roxiqt) June 26, 2020
7. Woooooo! I like this one.
Very clever, don’t you think?
8. Usually the way it works.
Don’t argue about it.
a relationship should be 50/50. he gets fries for himself and I eat half of them
— ❀ jasmine ❀ (@jasminericegirl) September 26, 2020
9. There she is!
This is a true story, believe it or not!
The very first Coachella attendee https://t.co/RsI63bz6mO
— Maggie Serota (@maggieserota) October 3, 2020
10. That would be a shame.
And kind of a waste, right?
Imagine you get murdered and some girl skips your episode of forensic files because it's boring.
— AyoBrittany ?? (@LoveBrittany) August 19, 2020
11. Here we go again…
Just can’t seem to keep that thing clean.
Every time I clean my car I think, this is it, I’m the kind of person with a clean car now. Then within 48 hours I’m back to being a piece of shit.
— Sweatpants Scare? (@House_Feminist) November 10, 2018
12. Let’s put it to the test.
I’d like to see the results of this.
yes, sharks can outswim you. but you can outrun sharks. so far in a triathlon you’re square. all comes down to who’s the faster cyclist
— Abbie (@AbbieEvansXO) October 1, 2020
13. This is amazing!
And I think most of us need it.
Move over elf on a shelf, it’s time for mask on a flask pic.twitter.com/NKZP1W11dj
— Barstool SFA (@SFABarstool) October 4, 2020
Okay, now we want to hear from you!
In the comments, share something funny that you’ve seen on social media lately.
We want tweets, memes, jokes, photos, etc!