And who are you, Alfred Einstein?

If you’ve never seen the classic film Kingpin, do yourself a favor and watch it and you’ll hear that line uttered by Woody Harrelson’s character…who’s not the sharpest tool in the shed.

And neither are these folks, apparently!

Because they all posted some pretty dumb things on social media that they probably regret now that the whole world has seen that they’re aren’t incredibly bright…or at least weren’t at that moment.

Let’s take a look!

1. You waited for ten whole minutes?

Now that’s commitment!

Well now. from facepalm

2. Is that really what happened?

Seems like you might have been scammed…

Why do people buy these from facepalm

3. It’s all smoking mirrors, people.

This person is a real wordsmith.

Smoking Mirrors from BoneAppleTea

4. I’m not even sure what this means.

Calm down, there, friend…

What? from facepalm

5. Are you sure you’re not a robot?

We need to triple-check on this…

Gotta be prepared to deal with any unwanted Terminator from facepalm

6. Hahaha. That is amazing.

You really did it this time!

Achievement unlocked : how did we get here from facepalm

7. That is a very high honor.

Whoever wrote that story should be very proud of themselves. I think…

Pullet Surprise from BoneAppleTea

8. Some people need to be reminded, I guess.

It’s really a sad state of affairs.

I believe somewhere some incident might have occurred to prompt them to add this message to their boxes. I shudder (and smile) to think what that incident might be! from facepalm

9. Really? You didn’t know this?

Where did you go to school?

Tell me you’re American without actually telling me you’re American from facepalm

10. Way to go, Papa John’s!

Good marketing, right here.

When you don’t realise what you’re replying to from facepalm

11. Who’s in charge here?

Because you clearly blew it…

That defeats the whole purpose from facepalm

12. I still can’t hear anything!

A little help over here!

My wife just shared this with me from her current conference call (OC) from facepalm

Okay, now we want to hear from you.

In the comments, share some funny (and dumb) stuff that you’ve seen lately that really made you laugh.

We can’t wait to hear from you!