Hey o! Are you ready to have some fun today?!?!

I know I am, so let’s go on a magical journey of laughter together. Yes, you and me!

What’s your favorite joke?

Here’s what folks on AskReddit had to say. Let’s get our laugh on!

1. That’s too bad.

“Did you hear about the bakery that burned down last night?

The business is toast.”

2. Cow humor.

“What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

Eileen.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

How did the cattle rancher know how many cows he had?

He used a cow-culator.”

3. Hahahaha.

“I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather…

Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.”

4. Poor thing.

“Why did the traffic light turn red?

You would to if you had to change in front of everyone!”

5. Both very solid.

“My dad’s two favorite yo mama jokes:

Yo mama so ugly, her reflection said “I QUIT”

Yo mama so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application.”

6. Clever.

“How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

You just look for the fresh prints.”

7. Milk bath.

“An old woman had heard that a milk bath was good for wrinkles so she decided to try it out. She called the milkman and asked for enough milk to fill the tub.

“Do you want it pasteurized?” The milkman asked.

The old woman thought for a moment, and then responded “No….I think just up to my knees will be fine.””

8. Not Polish.

“REPORTER: Are you a pole vaulter?

ATHLETE: No, I’m German, but how did you know that my name is Walter?”

9. Man, this is good.

“Your momma is so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so she would have to wear a mask.”

10. I love pirate jokes!

“When the pirate turned 80 yrs old, his crew threw him a party.

The first mate asked how old he was.

Old Pirate: Aye matey.”

11. A great one!

“What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!”

12. Uh oh…

“A boy and a clown are walking into a dark forest together.

The boy says “gosh, these woods sure are scary.”

The clown replies “you’re telling me. But you’re not the one who has to walk out of here alone.””

13. Here’s three for you.

“What’s the stupidest animal in the jungle?

-The polar bear

What’s white and can’t climb a tree?

-A refrigerator

What’s green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?

-A pool table.”

14. Now I’m sad.

“What do you call a dog with no legs?

Anything you want, he’s not gonna come.

Truth be told, my uncle had a dog with no legs. He named him “Cigarette” and used to take him out for a drag.”

15. One of my all-time favorites.

“A pirate walks into a bar, a steering wheel sticking out of the crotch of his pants.

He sits down at the bar, heaving a heavy sigh and ordering his drink

The bartender, unable to contain his curiosity, asks “So, what’s with the wheel?”

The pirate responds “Arrrrr, it’s driving me nuts!””

Now we want you to make us laugh.

In the comments, share some of your favorite jokes with us.

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